There’s a baby in Jessica Simpson that’s apparently gestating in her left tit because look at that sucker. Simpson captioned this: ‘Fun in the sun.’
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Jessica Simpson Confirms Pregnancy In Re-released Weight Watchers Commercial
Jessica Simpson already confirmed her pregnancy on Christmas Day but she’s confirming it again while confusing the message in a Weight Watchers commercial. Us Weekly Magazine broke the news of the second baby and Us broke the news that Weight Watchers set fire to $4 million by sponsoring Simpson’s impulse-control because they just wanted to see the world burn. But WW played nice by drunk-tweeting congratulations to Simpson for being full of babies and lies. And they re-cut their second commercial and now she’s talking about getting skinny but not getting skinny because she’s pregnant. Simpson says in the commercial: ‘This year is all about new beginnings for me. I lost over 50 pounds on Weight Watchers and did not have to be perfect to do it. Being healthy has become a part of who I am, which is great timing because I’m having another baby. I feel like I’m on top of the world.’ And WW said in a statement: ‘[She] will not be following the program during the pregnancy while her weight and well-being is monitored by her obstetrician, as is recommended for any woman during pregnancy. After she gives birth, Simpson and her doctor will decide when she should resume following the Weight Watchers program.’
Jessica Simpson Says Eric Johnson Put Another Baby In There
Us Weekly Magazine confirmed Jessica Simpson was full of more than just lies on its cover a few weeks back by announcing her pregnancy. Simpson played dumb while obviously getting bigger and while she was supposedly in the middle of a Weight Watchers endorsement. But then decided to sneak this Breaking Womb News over the holidays when no one was paying attention. Simpson shared a photo of daughter Maxwell Drew Johnson with the caption: ‘Merry Christmas from my family to yours!’ with the baby sitting atop the words ’Big Sis.’ Weight Watchers pretended they were totally cool with throwing $4 million at the world’s laziest spokeswoman that they’re never going to get a return on by tweeting ‘Congrats to @JessicaSimpson, Eric and big-sister-to-be Maxwell! Your WW family is so thrilled for you. What an amazing year you’ve had!’
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Jessica Simpson Is Still Wearing Layers But At Least She’s Allowed To Show Her Body
Jessica Simpson’s first Weight Watchers commercial was farcical because she had obviously not lost the weight and she was only shown from the neck up. It’s months later and she’s reportedly pregnant with her second kid and so she’s back to wearing black and covering herself with layers, but at least she’s allowed to show her body in the second commercial. Here’s the video, in which she delivers aphorisms about ‘not being perfect’ and ‘only human’ which is glib, asinine, and meaningless and is apparently Simpson’s excuse for taking $4 million and only then admitting that she was surprised to learn that she would have to work for it because the 80-100 lbs baby weight didn’t fall out of her vagina when the kid did.
Jessica Simpson’s Purse Is In Its Second Trimester
Earlier this week, I noted that Jessica Simpson hid under layers of black clothing while lying about her weight in return for $4 million. I also noted that Simpson didn’t confirm her first pregnancy so she’s not likely to confirm her second. And this is a thing now because it’s twice in one week that she’s hiding behind a giant purse just like she did when she was expecting Maxwell Drew Johnson. Photos of Simpson and Eric Johnson leaving a restaurant in Calabasas.
Jessica Simpson Hiding Her Stomach With Giant Shopping Bags
One observation I made about Jessica Simpson while she was lying about her weight loss and giving Weight Watchers credit for fabricated numbers was that she wore a lot of black for someone who was a whole (9lbs) human being lighter. She continued to wear black, and baggy clothing in general, right up to the filming of the second Weight Watchers commercial that may never air because she’s reportedly pregnant again already which sours her endorsement. She never denied Us Weekly’s front page claim that she was expecting a second child. She’s not confirming nor denying. What she is doing is wearing even baggier clothing, under that jacket, hidden under that giant purse when she gets out of her car and hidden under that giant shopping bag the rest of the time. Remember when she hid behind purses and baggy sweaters while not confirming her first pregnancy? Even when it became incredibly obvious because she looked third trimester during her first? Yeah, same thing. Photos below of (pregnant?) Simpson and a friend, Cacee Cobb (who’s getting ready to marry Donald Faison from Scrubs), shopping in Beverly Hills.
