The last time someone left a baby in Jessica Simpson she sat on the exclusive for so long that she gave birth before she could secure an offer. Moreover, there wasn’t really that much interest in the baby from the tabloids to begin with. This time, nothing really changed except that Princess Kanye
Jessica Simpson is someone’s mother again after pushing out the baby she really did call ‘Ace’ because all the other names were taken and she needed something to make her kid sound like an extra from Top Gun. Back in
Back in 2011, OK! Magazine released a fabricated announcement about Jessica Simpson’s first pregnancy when she really gave the exclusive to… nobody… because her body did the talking and no one wanted to pay the ridiculous $500,000 price she put on the announcement. Then, as the first birth date approached, tabloids like Us Weekly jumped […]
Having admitted to not really knowing where babies come from, nor where babies come out, nor what to do with one thereafter, it’s no surprise that Jessica Simpson is betting the ‘Ocupada’ sign currently hanging in her womb that she won’t get pregnant a THIRD time and have to set yet ANOTHER wedding date.
Jessica Simpson’s previous pregnancy defied math by taking 109 months instead of nine months. During which time she gained more than what one gathers is the ‘allowed’ amount of baby weight. And because she broke the ‘rules’ she was literally called ‘fat’ on Today Show as pundits tried to decide what is the allowed amount […]
Jessica Simpson keeps having accidents because no one ever told Jessica Simpson where babies come from. And she’s going to have 100 more kids because the pop-up book about the stork had words in it too, and that wasn’t part of the deal dammit! Simpson spoke to KIIS-FM radio host Ryan Seacrest on Wednesday, and explained: ‘I […]