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Jessica Simpson’s Dog Daisy Snatched By Coyote

Sep 15th, 2009
by Amy Grindhouse.
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That has got to be the single weirdest post title I’ve ever been obliged to write.

So, it turns out that Jessica Simpson has used her official Twitter to let fans know her dog is missing and to plead for help. More specifically a pair of Simpson’s crusty old church panties, that she squinted and mistakenly thought was a coyote, sprang to life and snatched her Maltese/ Poodle cross, Daisy.

Those of you who had an undue amount of time on your hands, a few years back, may have also been watching Newlyweds from when Simpson was still married to Nick Lachey. Lachey was the person who bought Simpson the dog and we all got to giggle as the raucous little Malti-Poo ran around and made poopy on their white rugs before being house-trained.

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Jessica Simpson @ Ken Paves’ Birthday Party

Aug 6th, 2009
by Amy Grindhouse.
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Jessica Simpson looked sauced exiting a party for her hairstylist, Ken Paves.

The singer has been getting her life back together as she recently split with her man-friend, Tony Romo. Since the split, the singer has only been seen out a handful of times. She’s been spotted with her sister and also at the gym. None of the places she was spotted sold doughnuts, so we can assume she’s doing well.

Jessica Simpson was looking a little worse for wear as she arrived at Beso in Hollywood, CA on August 5, 2009 to celebrate good friend Ken Paves’ birthday. (via Fame Pictures)

Image credit to Fame Pictures.

Jessica Simpson Glamour Cover & Interview

Aug 5th, 2009
by Amy Grindhouse.
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Jessica Simpson covers and interviews with Glamour’s September 2009 issue.

  • On her divorce from Nick Lachey: “It was hard to imagine I would ever walk down the aisle again,” she says. “It was like a death in the family: You go through the mourning stage, then the rebellion, and then all of a sudden you have to find life by yourself. Once you do that, you feel complete — and that’s the only time you can truly fall in love again, and give yourself over completely to another person.”
  • On body image: “It’s not fair that women look in the mirror and feel disgust because of what society has made them believe about beauty. I’ve been through it myself and understand the pressures. We’re all facing the same struggles together, whether you’re a celebrity or not.”
  • On her work ethic: “I’m never going to be a woman who doesn’t work. At 12 I was emancipated from my parents so I could sign my first record deal. I think I was born working!”

Simpson looks slightly bizarre on the cover. I think the photoshoppers went a little nuts on her face. Chesty is purdy and if the art people had the common sense to show her daddy’s pride and joy (her bubies), then they wouldn’t have had to bother d*cking around and shopping the chub off her face so much.

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Jessica Simpson Defends Indian Giver Comment

Aug 3rd, 2009
by Amy Grindhouse.
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Jessica Simpson was given a lot of flack for her rather un-PC “Indian Giver” comment.

The controversy started when the 29-year-old singer succumbed to her arrested mental development and spoke in public. She was talking to a TMZ photographer about whether she would take back a $100,000 boat she had given to ex-boyfriend Tony Romo as a birthday gift. Rather than say “Sh*t yeah”, run around to his crib and get her stuff back… or say a polite “No”, she instead chose to remark with the questionable, “I’m not an Indian giver.”

Being that TMZ show no mercy, they posted the video of her comment and called her out for the remark – and the possible offense it could cause.

Today there is a jolly new quote out, where some attempt is made to joke and brush off the criticisms. Simpson followed up with her “Indian giver” comment with, “I am Indian, alright?” while outside of Katsuya in Hollywood. Wow.

Image credit to WIC/Fame Pictures.

Natalie Smith is Tony Romo’s Girlfriend (Photo)

Jul 30th, 2009
by Amy Grindhouse.
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Tony Romo had no mourning period whatsoever after his breakup with Jessica Simpson. Virtually the day after the NFL player split with his singing mate, he was out clubbing, playing golf with his buddies and hitting on other women. Natalie Smith is Tony Romo’s new girlfriend, who has all of that disrespect to look forward to. Lucky girl.

According to some reports, Natalie Smith may have been dating Tony Romo longer than first thought. Media agencies are only just learning about her now. Some say the pair came to know each other and were in contact while Romo and Simpson were still a couple.

Smith is already getting friendly with the media agencies who will no doubt be lining her pockets over the next few months. She tells Us Weekly what is was like meeting Simpson during during her February 6th concert (Romo introduced Simpson to Smith backstage) “We hung out for, like 10 to 15 minutes, backstage. She was cool and nice”.

Reports are mixed on whether they are in the getting to know each other stage or the gettting it on stage. Some sources report that the pair are only headed towards being a couple. Either way, Romo prolly knows better than to come right out and confirm it after the nightmare press he had with his ex.

Jessica Simpson Singing the US National Anthem

Jul 2nd, 2009
by Amy Grindhouse.
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Jessica Simpson sings national anthem at the AT&T National Golf Tournament

Jessica Simpson appeared at the AT&T National Golf Tournament and delivered a constipated rendition of the US national anthem. Actually, maybe she just forgot to take her tummy medication today, as this performance is no more bloated and farty than any other she has ever done.

The chesty blonde screamed and simultaneously held in gas, during her rendition of the Star Spangled Banner. She also made those “sexy times” faces that she often pulls while singing. And she topped the performance off by using her erect nips to distract from her wearing of horizontal stripes. Cannot fault her.

Stills from the video of Jessica Simpson singing Star Spangled Banner are below.

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