Jessica Simpson used Twitter to attack Melrose Place, the show which fired her younger sister.

Melrose Place executives fired Ashlee Simpson-Wentz and a co-star Colin Egglesfield. The firing was a shake up which the execs did not see as shocking. They claim Simpson-Wentz was not supposed to be a permanent character.

Simpson is having none of it and is defending her sister. Well, from the safety of her sofa or wherever, as she made the comments on Twitter. Rather than tweet the desire for world peace, or just shut the eff up and stop with the incessant whining, Simpson made the remark that Melrose Place is badly written and that Simpson-Wentz is the only reason the show got any love in the press.

Find out what Jessica Simpson had to say about Melrose Place on Twitter.

• Jessica Simpson on Twitter slamming Melrose Place and its poor scriptwriting: CW catching up on MP. Who writes this crap? I have had bad scripts to work with, but this? Thank God my sister is amazing and got you some press.
• Jessica Simpson on Twitter remarking in response to someone they should stop watching when Ashlee leaves in January: Watch til Jan.. RT @mrandrewjpham:@JessicaSimpson ashlee was too good for that show and was the ONLY reason I watched,and won’t anymore!

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Jessica Simpson gave an interview for Extra TV, airing Friday. She spoke about life and relationships.

Jessica Simpson appeared on the entertainment channel and gave an interview about her life and her current projects. She attempted to steer clear of Megan Fox foot-in-mouth syndrome, but she drifted too far over in the other direction.

Although clearly incapable of doing so, she attempted to deliver revelations about her relationships and her hopes for finding new love. It would have been better for her to give the interview by way of a third-party, or anyone who has more than cotton candy and glitter between their ears.

Simpson is not known for being able to think clearly or say what is on her mind. She always seems to have something she wants to articulate, but manages to mess the whole thing up. This time she only did one thing wrong. Though she didn’t get a case of the Foxes and start talking about how her teen cutter fans should worship her, she did take a route that makes me glad it’s Friday today. I always want to take a really long nap after reading things like this. She told Extra TV that she wanted a man in her life who was intellectual. She said she wanted other qualities in a partner too, like spirituality. However the second she overreached, by asking for someone with a brain, the interview was over for me.

There’s no specific station in life where one can wait for a mate who also has three brain cells. If there were I would suggest the singer aim in that direction, rather than look for a mate who can actually add single digits together.

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Jessica Simpson just can’t stay off Twitter. She was under the impression that Malti-Poo dogs use the social network, and so it was her first port-of-call when her little dog, Daisy, went missing. Hoping the dog was carrying its iPhone when it was snatched by a coyote, Simpson wrote weepy tweets about missing her doggy and how she was hoping it was out getting a latte or something, and not really being hurt.

The singer has gone back on Twitter to call out all the mean people who have been sending her family misinformation. The fakers were sending information that would lead Simpson to think her doggy was still alive, if she was off her Smart Meds. Simpson has grown up a lot since her Chicken or Fish, Newlyweds days, and now she takes special pills to make her smarter. They come in all different colours and have an S on them. Some call them Skittles, Simpson calls them Smarties. You have to get up early in the day to fool this woman.

Nine pictures of Simpson at the 8th Annual Operation Smile Gala held at The Beverly Hilton, Hotel in Beverly Hills, California on October 2nd, 2009, below.

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That has got to be the single weirdest post title I’ve ever been obliged to write.

So, it turns out that Jessica Simpson has used her official Twitter to let fans know her dog is missing and to plead for help. More specifically a pair of Simpson’s crusty old church panties, that she squinted and mistakenly thought was a coyote, sprang to life and snatched her Maltese/ Poodle cross, Daisy.

Those of you who had an undue amount of time on your hands, a few years back, may have also been watching Newlyweds from when Simpson was still married to Nick Lachey. Lachey was the person who bought Simpson the dog and we all got to giggle as the raucous little Malti-Poo ran around and made poopy on their white rugs before being house-trained.

• Anyway, Simpson used her official Twitter to share the following message as well as the image above: My heart is broken because a coyote took my precious Daisy right in front of our eyes. HORROR! We are searching. Hoping. Please help!

Simpson enlisted the help of friends, who made some posters for her. The posters have a picture of the dog plotting its escape and an email address set up especially. An address that is probably going to receive nothing but mailers about penis enlargements. Or as I call them, emails.

A neighbor of Jessica’s said, “We heard yelling and screaming coming from the direction of Jessica’s house around 9pm. I can only imagine that it was that moment that it happened because the next day we saw posters up around the neighborhood announcing that Jessica had lost her dog to a coyote. It’s so sad.”

The 29-year-old star is said to be frantic with worry that Daisy has been eaten, and is now struggling to eat or sleep as she waits for news. (via I’m Not Obsessed)

Jessica Simpson looked sauced exiting a party for her hairstylist, Ken Paves.

The singer has been getting her life back together as she recently split with her man-friend, Tony Romo. Since the split, the singer has only been seen out a handful of times. She’s been spotted with her sister and also at the gym. None of the places she was spotted sold doughnuts, so we can assume she’s doing well.

Jessica Simpson was looking a little worse for wear as she arrived at Beso in Hollywood, CA on August 5, 2009 to celebrate good friend Ken Paves’ birthday. (via Fame Pictures)

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Jessica Simpson covers and interviews with Glamour’s September 2009 issue.

• On her divorce from Nick Lachey: “It was hard to imagine I would ever walk down the aisle again,” she says. “It was like a death in the family: You go through the mourning stage, then the rebellion, and then all of a sudden you have to find life by yourself. Once you do that, you feel complete — and that’s the only time you can truly fall in love again, and give yourself over completely to another person.”
• On body image: “It’s not fair that women look in the mirror and feel disgust because of what society has made them believe about beauty. I’ve been through it myself and understand the pressures. We’re all facing the same struggles together, whether you’re a celebrity or not.”
• On her work ethic: “I’m never going to be a woman who doesn’t work. At 12 I was emancipated from my parents so I could sign my first record deal. I think I was born working!”

Simpson looks slightly bizarre on the cover. I think the photoshoppers went a little nuts on her face. Chesty is purdy and if the art people had the common sense to show her daddy’s pride and joy (her bubies), then they wouldn’t have had to bother d*cking around and shopping the chub off her face so much.

Jessica Simpson was given a lot of flack for her rather un-PC “Indian Giver” comment.

The controversy started when the 29-year-old singer succumbed to her arrested mental development and spoke in public. She was talking to a TMZ photographer about whether she would take back a $100,000 boat she had given to ex-boyfriend Tony Romo as a birthday gift. Rather than say “Sh*t yeah”, run around to his crib and get her stuff back… or say a polite “No”, she instead chose to remark with the questionable, “I’m not an Indian giver.”

Being that TMZ show no mercy, they posted the video of her comment and called her out for the remark – and the possible offense it could cause.

Today there is a jolly new quote out, where some attempt is made to joke and brush off the criticisms. Simpson followed up with her “Indian giver” comment with, “I am Indian, alright?” while outside of Katsuya in Hollywood. Wow.

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Tony Romo had no mourning period whatsoever after his breakup with Jessica Simpson. Virtually the day after the NFL player split with his singing mate, he was out clubbing, playing golf with his buddies and hitting on other women. Natalie Smith is Tony Romo’s new girlfriend, who has all of that disrespect to look forward to. Lucky girl.

According to some reports, Natalie Smith may have been dating Tony Romo longer than first thought. Media agencies are only just learning about her now. Some say the pair came to know each other and were in contact while Romo and Simpson were still a couple.

Smith is already getting friendly with the media agencies who will no doubt be lining her pockets over the next few months. She tells Us Weekly what is was like meeting Simpson during during her February 6th concert (Romo introduced Simpson to Smith backstage) “We hung out for, like 10 to 15 minutes, backstage. She was cool and nice”.

Reports are mixed on whether they are in the getting to know each other stage or the gettting it on stage. Some sources report that the pair are only headed towards being a couple. Either way, Romo prolly knows better than to come right out and confirm it after the nightmare press he had with his ex.

Jessica Simpson appeared at the AT&T National Golf Tournament and delivered a constipated rendition of the US national anthem. Actually, maybe she just forgot to take her tummy medication today, as this performance is no more bloated and farty than any other she has ever done.

The chesty blonde screamed and simultaneously held in gas, during her rendition of the Star Spangled Banner. She also made those “sexy times” faces that she often pulls while singing. And she topped the performance off by using her erect nips to distract from her wearing of horizontal stripes. Cannot fault her.

Stills from the video of Jessica Simpson singing Star Spangled Banner are below.

Jessica Simpson has finally found a new job – and it’s one that keeps her and her substantial bubies off the pole. Yippers!

The 28-year-old is part of a docu-series that has something to do with her booty. The Price of Booty. Oh, no. Wait. The Price of Beauty is the title for the new show. Thoughts of dungeon master Daddy Simpson makes it hard to think of Chestica as anything other than a plaything that is up for sale.

Well, whatever, Simpson’s show has just been picked up by VH1. She will travel around the world to make smaller bubed wh*res feel bad about themselves, study the local fashions, dietary fads and beauty regimes and even participate in some of the extreme practices she discovers.

“When [Chris Coelen, CEO of production company RDF Media] approached me with his idea for a show about true beauty, I was immediately intrigued,” Jessica stated. “I have always believed that beauty comes from within and confidence will always make a woman beautiful, but I know how much pressure some women put on themselves to look perfect. I am really looking forward to discovering how beauty is perceived in different cultures and participating in some of the crazy things people do to feel beautiful. I know we will all learn a lot on this journey and I am so excited that VH1 is coming along on what I’m sure will be a wild ride.” (via Just Jared)

The Price of Beauty begins shooting in mid-July. Chesty and dungeon master daddy will serve as executive producers.

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