Jessica Simpson does not brush her adorable sticky-out rabbit teefs. Simpson is the religious type. So, I am guessing that if you do not brush your teefs God punishes the poor dental hygiene with mangled-looking chompers that will fall out before you turn 40-years-old. I digress. Something… blah… blah … Simpson is a dirty bish [...]
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Jessica Simpson Claims She Only Gained 10 lbs
This will be submitted without too much comment. Except for a comment about how I’m pretty sure 8 of Jessica Simpson’s self-proclaimed 10 pound weight gain was on her nose, as it got bigger from all her lie-telling. On her appearence on Oprah, one of the many things she whined about was the criticism she [...]
Jessica Simpson on John Mayer’s Oversharing
Jessica Simpson doesn’t want people to know that she’s dynamite in bed.
She opens up on a filming of The Oprah Winfrey Show. She bemoans everyone in the world hearing about her ex-boyfriend’s tacky kiss-and-tell. As you may remember, Mayer told a (very good) Playboy magazine interviewer that his ex was amazing in the sack. Rather [...]
Jessica Simpson Would Also Like Some Attention
Attention-seeking is like breathing in and out, for these celebrities. Especially the ones with a Twitter account; those who are only ever a click away from exposing themselves in all kinds of hilarious ways. Jessica Simpson would be one of those people. Rather than hack the account of her sibling for trifles and giggles, as [...]
Sexual Napalm Jessica Simpson Allure Pictures
Described as sexual napalm by douche-tastic John Mayer, Jessica Simpson covers the March 2010 issue of Allure. The singer discusses her body, her weight, and her ass-tastic relationship with Mayer. She neglects to use the words douche or ass so I had to shoehorn that in, on her behalf. Nowhere do I see any mention [...]
John Mayer: Jessica Simpson Is Sexual Napalm
John Mayer is still being an intolerable, over-sharing douchebag and blowing hot air in the direction of anyone who will listen. Male celebrities have a habit of sharing too much information about naked times and the special relationships they share with their privates, whenever they are interviewed for Playboy.
However, Mayer really takes his indulgences to [...]
