Jessica Biel covers Elle January 2013 with bangs even though it seems she might retired those in 2012. Inside the issue, the 30-year-old says that she totally understands marriage because Justin Timberlake inviting you to the wedding of Justin Timberlake during which you become Mrs Justin Timberlake whenever he remembers that you’re there means you […]
Jessica Biel appeared on Conan during which she told an anecdote about decapitating her Barbies as a kid and keeping the heads into adulthood because ‘no one reported that stuff back then.’ She tells the host, ‘[My Barbie dolls] didn’t really stick around very long. I ended up mutilating them by pulling their heads off, […]
Here are photos from the Beverly Hills, California premiere for Hitchcock to which Jessica Biel wore this dress because how else will anyone know she’s even in this movie? Mostly facing forward and giving The Love Shelf a break, Biel’s dress that kind of looks like it has oversize vulva sewn under the armpits.
For some reason burying the premiere on a weekend in between The 2012 American Music Awards and the opening weekend of Breaking Dawn: Part Two when everyone’s already pushing back their lights out time two hours to 9:30 p.m., here is Jessica Biel and Scarlett Johansson at the New York City premiere of Hitchcock for […]
Justin Timberlake and Mrs Justin Timberlake, who was allowed to sit next to Justin Timberlake for Justin Timberlake’s wedding photos and listen as Justin Timberlake performed an original song by Justin Timberlake, have taken a break from idiotic wedding photos and making wooden babies together to help those less-fortunate. BOOM! Perhaps conflating victims of Sandy in […]
People Magazine released their idiotic wedding issue, with Justin Timberlake’s heel at his wife’s eye-level, replete with anecdotes about how he pulled focus from the bride walking down the aisle too because everyone was busy crying at the song he wrote for the occasion. And aside from it looking like a reject NSYNC album on which Jessica […]