Jessica Biel wore a sheer dress to the Golden Globes which obviously means we’re obliged to examine her dirty pillows for SCIENCE. Biel is engaged, according to Justin Timberlake’s abuelita. But the actress didn’t wear an engagement ring on the red carpet. More important than that, boobs. I don’t know if they’re sagging, though LaineyGossip seems [...]
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Golden Globes: Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt & More
I only covered the people I cared about in this post, since there was too much MEH and shrapnel for one person to comfortably wade through in one night. So, I’m adding the night’s photos with my usual blithe commentary about the best and worst dressed. In this case, the night was sponsored by Brad [...]
Justin Timberlake’s Grandma Confirms Proposal
There were reports yesterday in Us Weekly that I noted on my FB I’d ignore because, if true, they’d become evident soon enough. Moreover, I actually read Us Weekly’s report and there was no confirmation or announcement; just a rehash of information from two-weeks ago and a few, vague, source accounts. Their sources recounted the location of [...]
Are Jessica Biel & Justin Timberlake Engaged?
Spoiler: probably not. Okay, I ignored this assuming there would be a denial/ confirmation or something soon after. But there’s been nothing from their reps yet, so I’ll address this briefly. Earlier this week, it was alleged that Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake got engaged after a five-year, flaky on-off relationship that crescendos in Biel clingily plotting [...]
Jessica Biel’s DATASS.jpg At David Letterman
Since I don’t really want to be shanked for overlooking it, I’m belatedly posting about these. I actually saw them when they were released, yesterday, but I was all ‘Meh.’ I liked her hair, styling, and make-up, but today’s Jessica Biel posts have been about DATASS.jpg. I’m amused by boobs. Not so much amused by [...]
Jessica Biel Was In New Year’s Eve Movie Too
Jessica Biel, friends she hasn’t made yet, and the OOPS baby she hasn’t trapped Justin Timberlake with yet, star in New Years Eve. Here are 10 red carpet photos from its New York City premiere on December 7, the high point of which was Sarah Jessica Parker shaking the ticks from her silky mane. Also [...]
