Jessica Biel stopped hiding her giant, gaudy engagement ring following the belated, staged reveal exclusive to one paparazzi agency last month. Biel hid the ring for months, then let one agency have the exclusives over two days, then it became a free-for-all once the value of the photos dropped. But these are still some of the first looks at the ring, the first time I’ve had access to photos, so I’m posting. Moreover, it’ll demonstrate the contrived way in which Biel is walking around hands flailing so every one gets their shot. These photos were taken in Paris, where Biel reportedly spent seven hours wedding dress shopping at the showrooms of Giambattista Valli and Elie Saab. Making sure to spark further rumours, Biel also went into a kids’ boutique and a kids’ furniture shop. She’s not pregnant, I don’t think. It’s less tacky than sticking her stomach out.
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Jessica Biel’s Wedding Will Be This Summer
There’s been a lot written about the upcoming wedding of Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake, most of which I’ve been ignoring because the rumours have become ridiculous. A Cliffs Notes version of the rumours: Timberlake only proposed to calm his whiny, harridan girlfriend; tabloids said Timberlake would delay the wedding for as long as possible, in order to cheat some more, notwithstanding that a wedding ring doesn’t stop cheating (moreover, the cheating rumours were mostly mostly unfounded); Biel is a bridezilla with self-esteem issues; she turned down Timberlake’s first engagement ring in favour of a bigger one; Biel wants a fidelity clause in their supposed prenup and a Band-Aid baby, although she’s worried putting on preggo weight will turn him off and he’s worried a family image will be a ‘career killer.’ Yeah. I’ve been mostly ignoring that. Except now there’s a supposed wedding date set, so the rumours will be starting again. A source tells People Magazine the wedding will be this Summer: ‘Justin and Jessica are planning a big [Summer] wedding. Jessica wanted a smaller, more intimate wedding, but Justin from the beginning wanted a big wedding and that’s what they have decided on. [They want to] include all their friends. [Jessica is] very involved. Justin has promised her the best day ever.’
Jessica Biel Played Sex Games With Her Barbies
Jessica Biel covers W April 2012. Biel got engaged in December but only started wearing her engagement ring this week in photos that appeared to have been staged, exclusively with one paparazzi agency. The same agency got further exclusives the following day. So it would appear she’s shilling for attention, although she’s got little to promote right now except this cover. Reading this, she’s selling an interview that’s annoying and one-note except for a segue about gender-roles for children and playing sex games with decapitated, naked Barbies.
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Jessica Biel Talks Openly About Her Engagement
Jessica Biel has reportedly been talking about her engagement on set. Us Weekly claims that Biel, engaged to Justin Timberlake according to his grandmother, talked openly about her engagement while filming New Year’s Eve to its director Garry Marshall. ‘We talk about [the engagement] a lot. I hope it all works out, they are terrific kids,’ Marshall told Us Weekly at Sunday’s Night of 100 Stars Gala. ‘I love them both. I’m happy for her.’ Below are photos of Biel visiting Timberlake on the set of his movie, Inside Llewyn Davis, in NYC February 23.
But No One Got A Photo of Jessica Biel’s Ring?
There were reports over the weekend that Jessica Biel wore her fabled engagement ring to the Saturday Night Live after-party. I ignored the reports under the assumption that pictures would follow. Except, it’s 48-hours later and no one has any grainy, ill-gotten images of Biel’s bedazzled ring finger. Biel wore the ring. And, adds a source who I guess doesn’t own a cell, the couple were ‘very lovey. Holding hands. They kissed a few times in front of the crew.’
The Curious Case Of Jessica Biel’s Side Boob
Jessica Biel wore a sheer dress to the Golden Globes which obviously means we’re obliged to examine her dirty pillows for SCIENCE. Biel is engaged, according to Justin Timberlake’s abuelita. But the actress didn’t wear an engagement ring on the red carpet. More important than that, boobs. I don’t know if they’re sagging, though LaineyGossip seems sure they are. I just think Biel’s too buxom to go braless (by contrast, Lea Michele was braless and perky).








