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Jessica Alba… WEAR ALL THE COLOURS

Here’s Jessica Alba at ABC Studios in New York City for an appearance on Live With Kelly, January 17 in what I can only assume is a confessional that she’s declared simultaneous wars on taste and colour. My only area of expertise is candy, so I don’t really know enough about fashion to criticise this outfit [...]

Golden Globes: Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt & More

I only covered the people I cared about in this post, since there was too much MEH and shrapnel for one person to comfortably wade through in one night. So, I’m adding the night’s photos with my usual blithe commentary about the best and worst dressed. In this case, the night was sponsored by Brad [...]

Jessica Alba & Britney Spears Have Chirren Too

Lest we forget they’ve given birth too, Jessica Alba and Britney Spears have taken to overexposing their offspring on Twitter because I guess anonymity is out of the question when you fall out of a famous vagina. Alba’s photo is one of the first, clear photos where you can see daughter Haven Garner Warren looks [...]

Jessica Alba Looks Tiny In Leather Valentino

Jessica Alba lost all three-pounds gained during her second pregnancy by starving herself thin in a diet regime she readily-admitted in Lucky. She told the magazine: ‘I wear a girdle around my tummy from the moment I give birth until it doesn’t feel loosely goosey anymore… I have a hard time with portion control, so [...]

Jessica Alba Preparing For The Bikini Inspector

Or that could be her unqualified husband and not the bikini inspector at all. I DEMAND TO SEE I.D.! Here’s Jessica Alba in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico January 2, after spending her whole New Year’s on the beach with her family. She’s wearing a pink bikini today; hot pink, which is rather more eye-catching than the muted [...]

Jessica Alba Finds Motherhood Overwhelming

Suddenly, famous mothers have stopped falsely prosthelytizing and have started being honest about their struggles with motherhood in a way that makes them seem softer and more relatable. Jessica Alba covers InStyle Australia January and talks about how she made poor diet choices and was more overwhelmed with her first pregnancy but she’s eased in [...]