Jessica Alba isn’t interesting unless she is in a bikini… and maybe even then. So here she is reminding you that following a two-year break she’s got a bunch of films coming out this year all of which feature her breasts in 3D. Alba has been on vacation in St Barts with Nicole Richie for a few days now. Photos below.
It’s been so long since I’ve seen certain people in clothes that I don’t even remember what clothes look like and I’m just going to assume no one wears pants anymore, burn all the pairs of pants I have, and declare a national state of emergency if I ever see another pair of pants again. Photos of Jessica Alba in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico.
Jessica Alba looks drunk (or baked, I dunno) in this Twitter photo. Here’s the 31-year-old in her bikini sitting in a kid’s pool of plastic balls within her actual pool.
Jessica Alba covers Self Magazine which I just typoed as ‘Shelf Magazine’ because I’m about to write a post about butts. And, like the last time this happened, I just sat there. Looking at the screen. Deciding whether to let it slide. Inside the issue, the 31-year-old complains about some part of a body that looks like THIS after having two children.
Jessica Alba’s breasts aren’t guilty of vehicular manslaughter either, so there’s that. Here’s Alba and Haven Garner Warren during a family day in Beverly Hills.
Here’s Jessica Alba arriving to her hotel in New York City. About which I only care because she’s leaning over so you can better press your ear to her breast and hear the ocean (my local bikini inspector tells me that’s totally a legit thing).
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