Jessica Alba isn’t interesting unless she is in a bikini… and maybe even then. So here she is reminding you that following a two-year break she’s got a bunch of films coming out this year all of which feature her breasts in 3D. Alba has been on vacation in St Barts with Nicole Richie for a few days now. Photos below.
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Jessica Alba In A Bikini Understands How This Works
It’s been so long since I’ve seen certain people in clothes that I don’t even remember what clothes look like and I’m just going to assume no one wears pants anymore, burn all the pairs of pants I have, and declare a national state of emergency if I ever see another pair of pants again. Photos of Jessica Alba in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico.
Drunk Jessica Alba Sitting In A Pool Full Of Balls
Jessica Alba looks drunk (or baked, I dunno) in this Twitter photo. Here’s the 31-year-old in her bikini sitting in a kid’s pool of plastic balls within her actual pool.
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Jessica Alba Tells Self Magazine She Has A ‘Bubble Butt’
Jessica Alba covers Self Magazine which I just typoed as ‘Shelf Magazine’ because I’m about to write a post about butts. And, like the last time this happened, I just sat there. Looking at the screen. Deciding whether to let it slide. Inside the issue, the 31-year-old complains about some part of a body that looks like THIS after having two children.
Jessica Alba’s Breasts Are Trying To Escape, So There’s That
Jessica Alba’s breasts aren’t guilty of vehicular manslaughter either, so there’s that. Here’s Alba and Haven Garner Warren during a family day in Beverly Hills.
Jessica Alba Has Something To Tell You…
Here’s Jessica Alba arriving to her hotel in New York City. About which I only care because she’s leaning over so you can better press your ear to her breast and hear the ocean (my local bikini inspector tells me that’s totally a legit thing).











