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Celebrities at the Twilight Eclipse LA Premiere

Jun 25th, 2010
by Amy Grindhouse.
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The Eclipse cast, none of whom have been killed with fire since my last post, along with some randomly selected celebrities, attended the Twilight LA premiere. The stars walked the black carpet, because that’s the edgy movie equivalent of painting your fingernails black to show that you’ve got grade-A emo street cred, Thursday June 24, 2010. The Twilight Eclipse premiere, attended by main cast members Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson and Taylor Lautner, was held during the 2010 Los Angeles Film Festival held at the Nokia Theatre.

51 photos also show Ashley Greene (wearing a bedsheet), Kellan Lutz (who needs to stop dying his hair himself), Marisa Miller, Alani ‘La La’ Vazquez, Tia Mowry, Tamara Mowry, Jennifer Love Hewitt (oh dear), Jaime King, Amber Rose, AnnaLynne McCord (as with JLH, needs to lay off the tanning/ heavy make-up), Kylie Jenner, Kim Kardashian (who needs to lay off the gel), Kendall Jenner, Kourtney Kardashian, Elle Fanning, Dakota Fanning, Jaden Smith, Willow Smith.

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Jennifer Love Hewitt Wearing a Granny Dress

Mar 24th, 2010
by Amy Grindhouse.
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Jennifer Love Hewitt stole and wore your granny’s favourite sparkly disco dress. The recently single actress was an attendee of an Esprit store opening, on what I hope was just a slow day. She appears to be wearing her own shoes. I don’t think she jacked the shoes, anyhow. They look too high. Your granny would break a hip wearing those enormous things. Hewitt is still looking pasty, and from the poll on the subject I guess most of you aren’t digging her new shorter hair either.

Pictures below of Jennifer Love Hewitt, as she attends the Esprit flagship store opening at Esprit on March 23, 2010 in New York City, NY on March 23, 2010.

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Jennifer Love Hewitt Short Hair: Before & After

Mar 23rd, 2010
by Amy Grindhouse.
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Jennifer Love Hewitt is dealing with her break-up like a character out of a 1980s rom-com. The actress split with Jamie Kennedy, and we can assume that she sits at home feeding her cats/ lounging around in her PJs/ eating ice cream straight out of the tub. Following these delightful cliches she has also cut off a good chunk of her hair. For you two straight guys, who are only on this post to try to get a look at her boobs, cutting hair after a break-up is to girls what banging a hooker after a break-up is to guys. It’s just the done thing, representing new beginnings and such. It also usually makes you look better. But I think Hewitt now looks like a depressed, divorced, mother of 12. What do you think? Check out the picture and vote. Old hair is on the right and new shorter hair on the left.


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Jennifer Love Hewitt and Jamie Kennedy Split

Mar 13th, 2010
by Amy Grindhouse.
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Jennifer Love Hewitt and Jamie Kennedy have split, after a year together.

The levels of hotness between these two was hilariously mis-matched. As such, it was pretty obvious that either Kennedy would set her free to date someone hotter, or Hewitt would come to her senses and find someone over a 5/10.  The couple have been in a relationship for the last year. At least the first half of that time was spent avoiding the paparazzi, and smooching in secret. The second half was spent with people still saying, “Is she really dating him? I don’t get it!”

A rep has confirmed to People that the couple are no more, though People neglect to mention the rep of which of the two stars did the confirming or an exact statement. They only say no further details were available, O RLY?

More photos of the couple at assorted places and events, can be found below.

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Jennifer Love Hewitt Would Like Your Attention

Feb 22nd, 2010
by Amy Grindhouse.
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Jennifer Love Hewitt, born on Feb, 21 1979, turned 31-years-old yesterday. For her birthday, rather than something boring like diamonds which she probably already had pots of, she was given the gift that keeps on giving. The gift of being an attention-seeking fame whore. Yesterday afternoon the actress celebrated her birthday with friends, in Toluca Lake, CA. Her girlfriends, must have gotten smaller gifts of the same, as they were dressed like 80s dope fiends who’d been slapped with Lady GaGa’s old Disco Stick. More pics in the gallery.

More pictures of all the entirely contrived hilarity with Jennifer Love Hewitt.

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Jennifer Love Hewitt Bedazzled Her Lady Bits

Jan 13th, 2010
by Amy Grindhouse.
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Jennifer Love Hewitt bedazzled her vagina with crystals, after a bad break-up.

I was going to write a post about how Jennifer Love Hewitt</strong> almost broke up with her fugly boyfriend, Jamie Kennedy, after he jokingly called her a Pear Ass. But then I accidentally found this little gem. It is a quote also taken from her Tuesday Jan. 13 interview with late night TBS talk show, Lopez Tonight.

The actress revealed that she has a sparkly vagina that can double as a disco ball, allow me to elaborate. Hewitt is pimping out some crappy relationship book that I don’t care about, The Day I Shot Cupid. To try to enamour herself to the audience, she over-shared a story about her lady garden. She said that after one especially nasty break up, she enlisted the help of a friend and proceeded to cover her vagina in Swarovski-crystals. In her own words, by the time they were done, it shined like a disco ball and she loved it. She loved it so much, in fact, that she did it again. This time her lady junk is sporting hot pink crystals.

“After a break up, a friend of mine Swarovski-crystalled my ‘precious lady’ and it shined like a disco ball. So I have a whole chapter in there about how women should va-jazzle their va-jay-jays.”

You can listen to her interview snippet above, fast forward to 2:35 into the clip.

Video and info credit to TBS Lopez Tonight Show thanks to CeleBuzz.

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