Jennifer Love Hewitt officially failed at seducing Adam Levine over the tubes. Although, Levine is yesterday’s news because Hewitt is already boning The Client List co-star Colin Egglesfield. Asked about that time Hewitt flirted on TV, saying she ‘had her eyes out’ for newly-single Levine, the rocker replied: ‘I heard about that. That was aggressive. It was really sweet and flattering. Beautiful life, you know, when a beautiful woman says nice things about you.’
Jennifer Love Hewitt spent the last few days making me very, very sad. She’s like the ghost of spinsters future, for if I don’t get my s**t together. She recently flirted with Adam Levine from a distance. Except the musician probably had no idea, since Hewitt name-dropped him into a random interview only to apologise a few days later saying it was contrived in the hopes of sparking conversation. And now she says she smells like baked goods because it’s the only way she can get laid. She tells Us Weekly: ‘I carry McCormick’s Pure Vanilla [in my purse], the baking kind, and dab it on my neck. Men are attracted to the scent! One time, I put it on and four different guys were like, ‘You smell amazing!’ I [also] love Booty Parlor’s Kissaholic Aphrodisiac Breath Spray. You never know when a make-out moment is coming!’ Photos from The Client List’s Hollywood launch party.
It was reported, earlier this week, that Jennifer Love Hewitt found the spinster holy grail in work for eHarmony that involved being paid to date some random guy. Only for him to complain that she looked bored, phoned it in and yes, was obviously there for the money. Except none of that happened and the J-Love fan-fic writers need reigning in because this revealed blind item found its way on to several gossip sites leading her rep, possibly named ‘Jennifer Love Hewitt,’ maybe, to issue a denial to E! Online saying: ’There is absolutely no truth to it.’
Jennifer Love Hewitt covers Maxim April 2012 in her underwear and yet happily devolves into befuddled cat lady in her interview. There’s not much to see here, so I’ll skip right to the sound bites. Asked her favourite feature, she says ‘It’s horrible to say, but I like my boobs. They’ve always served me well. They’re good.’ Asked about pole-dancing as a hobby, she replies: ‘It’s a great way to get in touch with your sexuality. I also love to cook, so I can have a cake in the oven while I do a pole dance.’ And asked why she’s single, she says because picking men off Craigs List/ out of TV Guide is harder than it looks and sometimes relationship-by-BBM is just not meant to work out: ‘It might sound so stupid, but guys do not hit on me,’ she admits: ‘I’m not really sure why.’ More photos below.
Here’s Jennifer Love Hewitt in photos purportedly taken first thing in the morning after waking, which means this is the (pretty) fresh face that’s scaring away the dudes she’s meeting on Craig’s List who are dumping her the next day.
Jennifer Love Hewitt was part of The Hollywood Reporter Power 100 Women In Entertainment Breakfast in Beverly Hills December 7, on the condition she stand sideways on the red carpet and give us a look down her dress. That’s about 10% more boob than you were supposed to see. Which is a lot in a boob drought. And, since she’s only remained semi-relevant through 2011 for being dumped by reality randoms, she couldn’t really turn down the free meal. Below are attendees Kirsten Dunst, Emmy Rossum, Kate Bosworth, and budget Snow White, Lily Cole.
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