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Jennifer Lopez Cries Singing If You Had My Love

Jennifer Lopez reportedly cried and ran off stage to compose herself during a performance this weekend. Lopez was a headlining act at the Mohegan Sun Arena’s 15th anniversary celebration on Saturday. She took to the stage in that naked spiderweb thing she always wears. She opened with an acoustic performance of If You Had My Love, one of the first love songs she wrote back in 1999 when she was only one husband in (since then, she’s had at least one broken engagement and two additional failed marriages). ‘[This was] the first song I wrote about love,’ Lopez told the audience. RadarOnline.com says the 42-year-old then became ‘visibly distressed,’ as she continued, ‘What is love? As the last song I wrote about love… a lot has changed since then’ (she’s in heat again, what else is new?) A witness recalls, ‘At the end of the song she started sobbing and had to take a few moments to keep it together. She held it together for one song but then ran offstage crying. She only sang a few more songs and she was obviously out of it. Everyone was so sad for her. It was really dramatic.’

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Jennifer Lopez Spent Night With Bradley Cooper

The photograph of Jennifer Lopez sitting in Bradley Cooper’s car was really a chauffeured walk of shame. Lopez and Cooper were photographed Saturday morning after the two reportedly spent the night at his place. He arrived in Los Angeles 1:30 a.m. Friday and Lopez left a family function, separately, at 2 a.m.. They were photographed in his car at 10 a.m. Saturday morning and Lopez looked ‘disheveled but happy.’ So, it was the gentleman’s walk of shame: Where neither of you have showered or brushed your teeth, but the guy still escorts you home.

A source tells Us Weekly, ‘Bradley hit the gas pretty hard and she began to laugh as they went flying down the road.’ Cooper supposedly wants to make ‘B.J. Coopez’ happen. Lopez just likes having someone with whom to scream her safety word. ‘[He is] really trying to woo Jennifer in a big way,’ said a source. ‘Considering how depressed she’s been since her breakup, it’s no surprise that she finally decided to let him in. She needs a boost and he really wants her.’

Jennifer Lopez & Bradley Cooper Are Boning

This is so annoying, convoluted and indicative of how much Jennifer Lopez likes the attention of anyone with a penis (even if being Mrs Cooper would make her the actor’s #1 beard, according to rumours, and not much more). Okay so a few weeks ago there was a random rumour that Jennifer Lopez and Bradley Cooper went to dinner at Per Se in New York last month. TMZ.com reported it as something ‘romantic,’ even though I think they were with a bunch of people. Shortly after, TheHuffPo Celeb’s Rob Shuter claimed Lopez planted the story after tricking Cooper the same way she did Ralph Fiennes years earlier. And… here we are. TMZ is still trying to make this happen. Except now there are a couple of photos as proof. A source tells TMZ that Lopez and Cooper ‘are definitely dating… [but] casually dating,’ which probably means she’s on top and he has to buy her presents. And their safety word’s ‘Skeletor.’ People.com has photos of the pair together in Los Angeles, near her Calabasas home on Saturday, reportedly for the first time since September. The woman in the car is covering her face, poorly, but the paparazzi who took the photos confirm it’s Lopez. People’s sources add: ‘After their date in New York, Bradley and Jennifer stayed in touch… She does like his attention, and it makes her feel good that he seems so into her. She has a fun time with Bradley and he makes her laugh. She likes him.’ She likes the attention from planting stories and staging photos. Ugh. Since this is a thing, we need a portmanteau: Jenniley? Bradifer? Looper? Coopez?

Jennifer Lopez Papi Video: Conceited Or Funny?

I ask in the title, which I never do, because I’m on the fence and I want to know whether you guys get the conceited vibe from this video. This is the Jennifer Lopez Papi music video she was shooting on the streets surrounded by randoms who kept dropping her during the stunt sequences. It starts out like a mini-movie, establishing the story arc. And then she eats some food. Because that’s one of those things she does. And then she leaves her hotel in unflattering shorts and a half-shirt that make her look boxy and misshapen. There’s some product placement for a cell phone and for a brand of car. And there’s some dancing. But mostly, it’s an ego-stroke as the 42-year-old mother-of-two prepares for her third divorce. Do you think the video is cute, funny, and irreverent… or just conceited?

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Marc Anthony Birthday With Jennifer Lopez

Jell-O-tor exists only in the presence of paparazzi, because staging photos is more important than finalising their divorce papers. It was Skeletor’s birthday over the weekend and he celebrated poolside with his estranged wife, Jell-O. After a celebration onstage in Miami, Skeletor had another quieter day with his family. ‘It looked like a fun family gathering at the pool,’ a source told People. ‘Everyone looked happy and festive.’ The father told Us Weekly, the night before, at Club 50 at Miami’s Viceroy hotel where he celebrated with 150 people, he and O were ‘absolutely’ still friends. He added, ‘Being with my [beautiful] family yesterday, spending time with my kids [was my favourite present].’

Jell-O-Tor Divorce Is Not A Funeral, You Guys

Those are the words of the bonier half of Jell-O-tor. Or I guess we can just call them Jello and Skeletor now? Okay. Skeletor gave an interview with Nightline, airing on ABC Thursday at 11:35 p.m. EST, basically saying he was all ‘Meh’ learning his marriage was in the pooper. ‘I’ll tell you that it wasn’t something sensationalistic happening,’ the 42-year-old said of his divorce, denying cheating allegations. ‘It was a realization on both our parts. So, you know, it wasn’t shocking. These things happen. It was a decision that we made jointly… This is not a funeral. This is not a burial. This is just two people who came together and just realized… I’m saying that it wasn’t sustainable the way it was, and that’s that. [I will] always love Jennifer.’ The interview, for those who love having their souls stolen by the living dead, will air on Good Morning America Thursday at 7 a.m. EST and Nightline at 11:35 p.m. EST on ABC. Also below are commercials Jello and Skeletor did for Kohl’s; a clothing line they’re promoting separately.

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