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Jell-O-Tor Lives To Fight Crime Another Day

Wait. What? I’m tired, don’t look at me. Well, it’s being reported that Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony are still touching bumps with the lights off (no kissing, no cuddling, DEFINITELY no spooning). This comes from Us Weekly, who report Jell-O-tor lives to jiggle another day: ‘Filming their talent competition Q’Viva! The Chosen in Puerto Rico Nov. 8, the former couple hooked up. Anthony, 43, was spotted picking up Lopez, 42, at the airport [but he] never stayed in his hotel room. [Friends speculate they] will be intimate again in December while shooting Q’Viva! It’s inevitable. Marc has [a] hold over her.’ Another source says: ‘They may sleep together, but they’re over!’ Maybe that’s the real reason she wouldn’t confirm banging Casper Smart, 24, young enough to be her son.

Jennifer Lopez Went Braless For AMAs 2011

Jennifer Lopez went braless for the American Music Awards 2011. I almost didn’t notice. I was looking at the fabric when I realised her breasts were pointing at me. Rude. Well, here are Lopez’s breasts in the AMAs press room where she’s holding her award for Favorite Latin Artist. Because, apparently, there are no other Latin artists. 10 photos below, including event photos of Lopez hosting the post-American Music Awards party at Greystone Manor in Los Angeles Nov. 20.

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Jennifer Lopez Won’t Admit Dating 24-Year-Old

Jennifer Lopez is playing a game of ‘If We Don’t Talk About It, It Never Happened.’ As in, if I touch bumps with someone young enough to be my son and we play Madonna and Child, and we don’t talk about it, it never happened. Even when everyone’s pretty sure it happened. And even when there are photos of Lopez slumming it with her underwhelming, filler, 24-year-old f**kpiece. And reports from multiple, unrelated sources (Us Weekly, TMZ, People, The Insider) claiming they’ve been hooking up in NYC. Asked about Casper Smart by Ryan Seacrest on KIIS-FM, Lopez replied, ‘Until I’m in a really serious relationship, because of the babies, I’m not really gonna be commenting on my personal life.’

Is Jennifer Lopez Dating Dancer Casper Smart?

It behooves the tabloids to keep this ‘Jennifer Lopez is in heat’ story moving. So, this week, she’s supposedly dating one of her backing dancers, Anaheim, CA-based Casper Smart. Forget reports that only weeks ago she was having a semi-serious relationship with Bradley Cooper (Lopez reportedly didn’t get along with Cooper’s mother). There were reports of Coopez spending time as a couple as recently as 10 days ago. But, according to sources in Us Weekly, The Insider, and People.com, this new f**kship has been going on for a ‘few weeks.’ Us Weekly reports that the relationship is ‘nothing serious.’ People’s sources say, ‘Yes, they are dating and having a good time. They’ve been getting more open with their flirting for weeks.’ The Insider notes Smart was photographed spending downtime with Lopez and her kids in New York City November 8. The Insider claims ‘it was during this trip that they first hooked up.’ So, it’s barely been official for a week. But she’s having him around her kids. Smart’s reel is below.

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Call Jennifer Lopez Fat And YOU’RE FIRED

We’ve already established that ribcages are for fatties. However, I didn’t know that having twins and being over-40 made you a fatty. The more you know. At least, that was the assertion of an unnamed former-manager of Jennifer Lopez.

The singer recalled the weight shaming in Glamour December 2011 in these new quotes: ‘I was just so infuriated that somebody said you couldn’t have a little extra meat on you, because I was by no means fat! That was so mean and closed-minded. I was like, ‘No, this is who I am and this is the type of woman that I grew up with and it’s beautiful. There’s no reason to be anybody but myself.’ I don’t get that now, I think people know better.’ People know better than to call her fat. Um, yeah. She continued, opining about plastic surgery: ‘I mean, I’d like to think I’ll feel great about myself and age gracefully, but then I think, ‘Well, what if I do want a little bit of something?’ I’m open to being open [about plastic surgery]. I’m not going to make a judgment on it because I don’t have to yet.’

5 photos of Lopez in Santa Monica October 25 with a turd burger on her head.

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Jennifer Lopez Learned To Love Jennifer Lopez

Jennifer Lopez covers American Glamour December 2011 (Kristen Stewart covers the British edition this month). In the issue, we’re told something we knew already. All those husbands just served as a reminder that Jennifer Lopez loves Jennifer Lopez. And Jennifer Lopez really needs to put Jennifer Lopez and her feelings before the feelings of the next random who can afford a double-digit carat ring. Lopez is giving more trite life-lessons as though these are recent revelations when she’s a 42-year-old, multiple divorcee, single-mother of two chirrens (who, I happily admit, looks f**king FABULOUS on the cover… she’s drowned in chunky jewellery, but I still dig it enough to ignore the too-tight pants with reverse poop flap that look like footed pyjamas she put on backwards).

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