We’ve already established that ribcages are for fatties. However, I didn’t know that having twins and being over-40 made you a fatty. The more you know. At least, that was the assertion of an unnamed former-manager of Jennifer Lopez. The singer recalled the weight shaming in Glamour December 2011 in these new quotes: ‘I was just [...]
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Jennifer Lopez Learned To Love Jennifer Lopez
Jennifer Lopez covers American Glamour December 2011 (Kristen Stewart covers the British edition this month). In the issue, we’re told something we knew already. All those husbands just served as a reminder that Jennifer Lopez loves Jennifer Lopez. And Jennifer Lopez really needs to put Jennifer Lopez and her feelings before the feelings of the next [...]
Jennifer Lopez Sad About Everyone But Skeletor
Jennifer Lopez is getting passably-good at planting her own stories and staging emotional pleas when she wants the public on side. This weekend, there were multiple reports that Lopez ran off-stage crying during a headlining performance since she was singing old love songs with sentimental meaning. I watched the video, which is below, and she’s more [...]
Jennifer Lopez Cries Singing If You Had My Love
Jennifer Lopez reportedly cried and ran off stage to compose herself during a performance this weekend. Lopez was a headlining act at the Mohegan Sun Arena’s 15th anniversary celebration on Saturday. She took to the stage in that naked spiderweb thing she always wears. She opened with an acoustic performance of If You Had My [...]
Jennifer Lopez Spent Night With Bradley Cooper
The photograph of Jennifer Lopez sitting in Bradley Cooper’s car was really a chauffeured walk of shame. Lopez and Cooper were photographed Saturday morning after the two reportedly spent the night at his place. He arrived in Los Angeles 1:30 a.m. Friday and Lopez left a family function, separately, at 2 a.m.. They were photographed [...]
Jennifer Lopez & Bradley Cooper Are Boning
This is so annoying, convoluted and indicative of how much Jennifer Lopez likes the attention of anyone with a penis (even if being Mrs Cooper would make her the actor’s #1 beard, according to rumours, and not much more). Okay so a few weeks ago there was a random rumour that Jennifer Lopez and Bradley [...]
