Specifically, Us Weekly started this because there is no custody battle. The tabloid makes a custody battle created in its creative fiction department this week’s cover. The gist: it’s assumed Marc Anthony is jealous and resentful that his estranged wife, Jennifer Lopez, is slumming with a man-child who’s been mistaken for her son, at least [...]
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Jennifer Lopez Too Highfalutin For The Block
Jennifer Lopez has been pretty obnoxious in her shilling of a certain car brand. Her Papi music video was basically a car commercial. And part of it was literally used for a car commercial. She rode the same car during her Papi performance at the AMAs on Sunday (and she seemed to have trouble opening [...]
Jell-O-Tor Lives To Fight Crime Another Day
Wait. What? I’m tired, don’t look at me. Well, it’s being reported that Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony are still touching bumps with the lights off (no kissing, no cuddling, DEFINITELY no spooning). This comes from Us Weekly, who report Jell-O-tor lives to jiggle another day: ‘Filming their talent competition Q’Viva! The Chosen in Puerto [...]
Jennifer Lopez Went Braless For AMAs 2011
Jennifer Lopez went braless for the American Music Awards 2011. I almost didn’t notice. I was looking at the fabric when I realised her breasts were pointing at me. Rude. Well, here are Lopez’s breasts in the AMAs press room where she’s holding her award for Favorite Latin Artist. Because, apparently, there are no other Latin [...]
Jennifer Lopez Won’t Admit Dating 24-Year-Old
Jennifer Lopez is playing a game of ‘If We Don’t Talk About It, It Never Happened.’ As in, if I touch bumps with someone young enough to be my son and we play Madonna and Child, and we don’t talk about it, it never happened. Even when everyone’s pretty sure it happened. And even when [...]
Is Jennifer Lopez Dating Dancer Casper Smart?
It behooves the tabloids to keep this ‘Jennifer Lopez is in heat’ story moving. So, this week, she’s supposedly dating one of her backing dancers, Anaheim, CA-based Casper Smart. Forget reports that only weeks ago she was having a semi-serious relationship with Bradley Cooper (Lopez reportedly didn’t get along with Cooper’s mother). There were reports of Coopez [...]
