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The Choreographer Knows We’re Watching

May 16th, 2012
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Casper Smart has been promoted from The Help to Choreographer of All The Things. At least, that’s what Jennifer Lopez told him, to keep him quiet, and happy, before the Enrique Iglesias joint tour. And because Lopez takes The Choreographer everywhere, she brought him to the Hollywood What To Expect When You’re Expecting premiere. During which he was interviewed too, because he’s a ‘get’ now; people are obliged to ask him questions, while gritting their teeth, and wishing the real Choreographer of All The Things would take the red carpet instead. Asked by Access Hollywood how long it took his girlfriend to dress from the bottom the hamper, the 25-year-old replied: ‘How long does it take any girl to get ready?!? She doesn’t take that long.’ Asked how his fashion has changed since he became a ‘get,’ he replied: ‘She has great fashion. It definitely makes me pull up. I have to go a little bit harder, watch what I wear. I can’t walk around in sweats and just chill out clothes. I’ve got to [look] nice.’

Jennifer Lopez & Cameron Diaz Cover Redbook

May 8th, 2012
by Amy Grindhouse.
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Jennifer Lopez’s 1.0 face, Cameron Diaz’s 2.0 face, and the remaining cast of What To Expect When You’re Expecting cover Redbook. Brooklyn Decker, Anna Kendrick and Elizabeth Banks also wear coordinating insipid colours for the Ruven Afanador shoot. With this being a baby movie, the cast is asked about baby-making. And Diaz  is asked, and not for the first time, about arbitrarily pushing a baby thing out to placate the womb police. Asked ‘WHY WON’T YOU BREEEEED!?’ She replies: ‘It’s not what I’ve wanted out of my life thus far… There’s a box people put themselves in, and when you [live] outside of it, that makes them uncomfortable; they have to look at themselves and question their own choices.’ Pretty much my reply if/ when the womb police pull me over to  check my papers.

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Promoted From The Help To The Choreographer

May 4th, 2012
by Amy Grindhouse.
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Today in things that portend Jennifer Lopez marrying this one too, she’s promoted the help from babysitter to choreographer. It’s his first meaningful promotion since directing her in that music video so he’s getting a little overexcited. It’s reported today in Page Six that Lopez hired Casper Smart to choreograph her joint tour with Enrique Iglesias. Smart’s one of four choreographers, because Iglesias isn’t the one d**kmatized. However, according to P6, Smart was seen outside the Atlantico Rum bar telling reporters he was the ‘lead choreographer…in charge of all choreography.’ But he’s really in charge of choreographing only 1/4 of The Slumming World Tour because her rep claims there are four choreographers including Smart. Photos from Idol set yesterday.

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Jennifer Lopez Chose The Help Over Skeletor

Apr 16th, 2012
by Amy Grindhouse.
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I found this shocking only because it demonstrated Jennifer Lopez’s need to rush from one broken relationship into another because she already wrote the guy’s name on her notebook in pen. According to TMZ.com, Lopez had the opportunity to reconcile with Marc Anthony who held out hope they’d end up together again. Except sources claim Lopez had already fallen for Casper Smart, 25, what I can only assume was days/ weeks after the collapse of her marriage. Sources add that, during a conversation about whether to end the marriage that spawned the kids the help is babysitting, Lopez professed her love of free childcare which reportedly ‘blindsided’ Anthony who ‘had no idea things were so serious.’

Casper Smart Got A Truck For His Birthday

Apr 9th, 2012
by Amy Grindhouse.
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Tired of her babysitter borrowing her car, Jennifer Lopez reportedly bought boyfriend Casper Smart a pickup for his 25th birthday this weekend. The couple celebrated with dinner and drippy love-tweets. On Thursday, Lopez and her man-child spent the day with her kids and the Easter bunny at The Grove. Friday night, they went to dinner together at West Hollywood Italian-style restaurant Cecconi’s. The dinner party was attended by her friends including her manager Benny Medina, who still does not approve, Reggie Bush and Randy Jackson. A source reveals Smart’s birthday present: ’She did buy him a white pickup,’ reports The New York Daily News. ‘He really wanted one and she surprised him. He had no idea he was getting it.’ In related news, Smart is reportedly sucking up to his future in-laws: ‘Casper’s last name really describes him well,’ reports the Chicago Sun-Times, adding that the dancer phones Lopez’s mother almost daily to see how she’s doing. Similarly, he’s sucking up to Lopez’ sister who thinks Smart is ‘a very charming and engaging guy.’ Lopez shared a photo last week, with the caption: ‘Two little bears just watching the sunrise…’

The Help Is Still Babysitting His Girlfriend’s Kids

Apr 6th, 2012
by Amy Grindhouse.
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Because a $520,000-yearly stipend comes with strings, Casper Smart is obliged to babysit the twins to whom he was introduced the day Jennifer Lopez hired him as her boyfriend. These are photos of Lopez and Smart around The Grove in Los Angeles yesterday, where Lopez took her babies to get photos taken with the Easter Bunny because babies don’t know it’s really Jesus under that costume.

In other news, they’re playing bondage, orgy games in her just-released video.

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