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So, Jennifer Aniston Leeches Off Brangelina?

Jennifer Aniston just can’t catch a break after six years of throwing Brad Pitt under the bus to shill her fail-comedies. These latest remarks come from the pages of Vanity Fair, with whom Angelina Jolie just did a cover interview. Favouring their subject, and taking sides, the editor makes the following comment in the print edition of the magazine: ‘You can’t go 15 minutes in Angie World without a hint of Aniston, who lingers like a sad spook, the girl bested and left behind.’ I actually agree. And Aniston did this to herself, name-dropping Pitt too many times to mention whenever she felt it would benefit her box office. But is it out of line for Vanity Fair to editorialize in this way? Is Aniston just a leech?

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Jennifer Aniston & Justin Theroux Hold Hands

Because cats need a steady father too, here’s Jennifer Aniston after gluing her hand to the hand of Justin Theroux. These photos are from the end of last week. They show the pair just walking around New York City hand-in-hand as Theroux farts twice at the behest of law enforcement to indicate he’s being held against his will. I’ve added 20 photos below, taken before the SWAT team stepped in.

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Brad Pitt Explains Jennifer Aniston Comment

I posted Brad Pitt’s Parade Magazine interview and the unanimous reaction from you guys was that Pitt should stick to his inside voice when it comes to Jennifer Aniston. Pitt described his marriage to Aniston using a series of clumsy words like ‘pathetic,’ not interesting,’ and ‘pretend.’ He pretty much threw her and their whole half-decade marriage under the bus. Aniston has done the same to him, over and over, basically mocking him and/ or shilling their marriage that ended six years ago. The first notable time Pitt does the same he’s backed into a corner and we get some kind of retraction. I’m reading this as a retraction anyway. He told Parade, ‘I spent the ‘90s trying to hide out, trying to duck the full celebrity cacophony. I started to get sick of myself sitting on a couch, holding a joint, hiding out. It started feeling pathetic. It became very clear to me that I was intent on trying to find a movie about an interesting life, but I wasn’t living an interesting life myself. I think that my marriage had something to do with it. Trying to pretend the marriage was something that it wasn’t.’ Today, he issued a statement, ‘It grieves me that this was interpreted this way. Jen is an incredibly giving, loving, and hilarious woman who remains my friend. It is an important relationship I value greatly. The point I was trying to make is not that Jen was dull, but that I was becoming dull to myself and that, I am responsible for.’

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Brad Pitt Felt Pathetic In His Boring Marriage

Brad Pitt is using his Spite Thesaurus ™ and his meanest outside voice in mocking his marriage to Jennifer Aniston, in efforts to shill his new movie. Because movies don’t sell themselves and because Aniston has been doing the same since their 2005 divorce, Pitt threw his whole five-year marriage under the bus without much provocation from Parade Magazine. Asked about his marriage, he used the words ‘pathetic,’ ‘sick,’ and ‘pretend.’ Asked about that time in his life and why he picked Mr & Mrs Smith, he replied, ‘I spent the ‘90s trying to hide out, trying to duck the full celebrity cacophony. I started to get sick of myself sitting on a couch, holding a joint, hiding out. It started feeling pathetic. It became very clear to me that I was intent on trying to find a movie about an interesting life, but I wasn’t living an interesting life myself. I think that my marriage [to actress Jennifer Aniston] had something to do with it. Trying to pretend the marriage was something that it wasn’t.’ There’s more from the interview below.

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Jennifer Aniston & Justin Theroux Live Together

Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux, whom I’ve mostly been ignoring for want of an easy portmanteaus name, have moved in together. I think there have been rumours about this for a while, mostly supposition based on the lightening speed with which they’ve been moving. But it would appear they’ve moved in together. I’m basing this on the reports from People.com, since their sources usually dry out before shilling tips. Aniston sold her cats’ beloved home and she’s renting a home with their new father… until they find somewhere to buy. Real estate sources claim the house was rented for them both August 1. ‘They decided to rent a house together while they keep searching for the perfect [one] to buy,’ says the source. ‘Jen and Justin are very excited about living together in their home.’ 10 pictures below from Aniston at the London Horrible Bosses premiere.

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Jennifer Aniston Is Not Pregnant With Twins

First things first: NONE of the other magazine covers cared enough to feature Kim Kardsahian’s wedding. There was nothing to stop them from running some generic photo or one of the many aerial shots taken above her wedding. But they didn’t. Not one other major weekly could be bothered to feature her. I guess I was right then. I opined that last week’s lack of interest would continue. None of the weeklies cared then. And, evidently, they don’t care now. The covers went to Jennifer Aniston’s non-existent baby, the Smiths, and Sandra Bullock and Ryan Reynolds’ non-wedding. People were the only ones with a cover and that’s because they were obliged after paying $1.5 million for the exclusive photo rights. Us Weekly and Lies & Style both went for fake stories about Aniston; one says she’s having twins, implying she’s pregnant, the other says lifestyle changes suggest she’s pregnant/ trying. L&S’ cover reads ‘World Exclusive: Fertility Doctor Gives Jen The Good News, It’s Twins… Her bump’s getting bigger.’ The story is based on an anonymous source claiming Aniston wants twins and that she’s seeing a specialist to make it happen using in vitro. Us Weekly follows that lead saying ‘Jen’s Baby Countdown.’ This one’s supposition based on observed changes in lifestyle. The changes? She didn’t drink at a party last weekend, she stopped smoking, she stopped colouring her hair, she wore a baggy shirt, she has been sleeping in until 10 a.m so sources are assuming it’s morning sickness. Ugh.