Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux were photographed and their souls stolen by Uncle Terry’s molester lens. This photo shows the couple, made possible by Theroux leaving his live-in girlfriend-of-14-years, Heidi Bivens, posing and snuggling. Richardson took the photos of the couple, with whom he had dinner, yesterday evening, and posted it to his Tumblr. I [...]
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Justin Theroux Should Totally Fear For His Life
This is what happens shortly after you allow Jennifer Aniston to touch your bumps, she thinks they’re hers forever and she gets her cats a sitter in order to watch your a$$ all the waking hours of the day. This is a photo of the last time Justin Theroux was seen alive, during an MTV [...]
Jennifer Aniston Fellates A Banana For Trailer
Below is the movie trailer for the hit-and-miss comedy Horrible Bosses. I don’t know what to think of the promo; it’s puerile and goes for the easy laughs before degenerating into a half-naked Jennifer Aniston fellating phallic pieces of food. It co-stars Kevin Spacey, Colin Farrell, Charlie Day, Jamie Foxx, Jason Sudeikis, and Jason Bateman [...]
Bradley Cooper Not Dating Jennifer Aniston?
Because they didn’t think of the story first, Us Weekly is butthurting some story about why Bradley Cooper and Jennifer Aniston aren’t dating. There was a story on People.com, this time last week, in which it was speculated that Aniston went on her second date with Cooper; their first being back in 2009. People claimed [...]
Jennifer Aniston Trying To Bag Bradley Cooper?
I don’t even know whose genitals I’m pairing with whose anymore. I’m just going to start randomly pairing celebrities off, and declaring an increasingly-random selection of ‘couples’ an item, the same way I did with pregnancies. Like, everyone’s pregnant… everyone’s slept with everyone. These two did date, once, I think, back in 2009. People.com reports [...]
Jennifer Aniston Has 100 Kids By Now, Right?
Jennifer Aniston, inexplicably, covers the latest issue of OK! The magazine chose the actress because it’s always 2008 in the offices of OK! and there’s no dragging them into more current affairs. I guess the generic covers about random reality stars of whom I’ve never heard, the Kardashian’s collective reproductive systems and ‘bikini bodies’, and [...]
