Brad Pitt is using his Spite Thesaurus ™ and his meanest outside voice in mocking his marriage to Jennifer Aniston, in efforts to shill his new movie. Because movies don’t sell themselves and because Aniston has been doing the same since their 2005 divorce, Pitt threw his whole five-year marriage under the bus without much [...]
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Jennifer Aniston & Justin Theroux Live Together
Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux, whom I’ve mostly been ignoring for want of an easy portmanteaus name, have moved in together. I think there have been rumours about this for a while, mostly supposition based on the lightening speed with which they’ve been moving. But it would appear they’ve moved in together. I’m basing this [...]
Jennifer Aniston Is Not Pregnant With Twins
First things first: NONE of the other magazine covers cared enough to feature Kim Kardsahian’s wedding. There was nothing to stop them from running some generic photo or one of the many aerial shots taken above her wedding. But they didn’t. Not one other major weekly could be bothered to feature her. I guess I [...]
Jennifer Aniston’s Food Baby Excites Tabloids
Jennifer Aniston’s possible food baby covers at least three tabloids this week, because it’s easier to convince you of things that never happened if more than one magazine recycles its own five-year-old headlines and wishes into existence a real bump. Us Weekly’s cover this week insists Aniston’s trying for a baby. And the same picture [...]
Jennifer Aniston Is Sad She’s Jennifer Aniston
Jennifer Aniston sounds sad about being Jennifer Aniston. I may be reading too much into her quotes from yesterday’s Inside The Actors Studio, but she’s talking about Brad Pitt again and it’s all a step away from knitting her cats booties and then matching ones for herself. There were quotes earlier in the week about [...]
Let’s Just Talk About The Elephant In The Room
I wasn’t going to address this further; but, it’s in every magazine. And a reader submitted an interesting tip about this, on Facebook, so this post is for her too. This week’s tabloids have been using harsher language than I, describing the relationship between Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux. The couple were assumed to have [...]
