Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux got engaged with the intention to formally join their ho-strolls in holy matrimony, forever and ever, amen. At the time, Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt were also planning their own wedding, so of course the tabloids lost their s**t and pitted the couples against one another. Nothing came of all […]
Jennifer Aniston's bio
Born February 11, 1969 Jennifer Joanna Aniston is an actress best known for her role on 90s TV show, Friends.
According to the new cover of Us Weekly, there’s a baby in Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux left it there. This is Jennifer’s 77th pregnancy is a thing I just made up because apparently we’re doing that now. According to Us, ’She is scared of having a miscarriage, given her age, so they are not saying […]
Apparently, adults need to be told that even if a woman looks second trimester you NEVER ask when she’s due. But that’s pretty much what the tabloids did to Jennifer Aniston when they asked whether the creases in her unforgiving dress at the We’re The Millers premiere were a heavy lunch or a baby. Aniston […]
Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux got engaged then basically decided they didn’t want to get married. It shouldn’t matter because long engagements are a thing. But it does matter because we’re still talking about it. They probably could have gotten married already, if they really wanted to, but they got engaged then decided to ‘focus […]
Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux got engaged a year ago on a slow news day in the tabloids and they’ve vacillated between Internet Breakup and Internet Pregnant a couple hundred times since. It’s been so long I basically forgot they were together, forgot they were engaged, and forgot my own name because who can even […]