In more baby news that never happened, this week’s Star is increasingly-committed to its yarn that Jennifer Aniston’s womb is ‘Ocupadas’ with what they’re probably going to reveal is Brad Pitt’s frozen sperm baby in a twist directed by M. Night Shyamalan the same magazine used already. Star is claiming as fact, without relying on the rewording [...]
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Jennifer Aniston Covers InStyle March 2012
Jennifer Aniston covers InStyle March 2012 as she’s on the promotional trail for Wanderlust co-starring boyfriend Justin Theroux. This despite tabloid claims she’d give it a miss because she’s supposedly six-months preggo with twins (she’s not pregnant, nor is Angelina Jolie). She’s not taking another opportunity to slap down the baby rumours. Since it’s too [...]
Jennifer Aniston Probably Has Brad Pitt’s Sperm
Jennifer Aniston just ticked off the last crazy box in Cat Lady Bingo. I assumed she handed in her giant marker and tombola when she started dating Justin Theroux. However, this anecdote from a friend certifies her as a lifetime member of the club (lifetime membership also means her cats will always have a father [...]
Jennifer Aniston Is Only Internet Pregnant
Jennifer Aniston is not pregnant. She wasn’t pregnant in Fall when these rumours started in the tabloids and she’s not pregnant now. She’s not pregnant with twins, nor triplets as playfully suggested by her rep in the denial about this cover: ‘[It's] not true… it’s triplets (lols).’ I guess Aniston is Internet preggo with her [...]
Jennifer Aniston Reportedly Met Heidi Bivens
This comes from Page Six, although its source is questionable (Grazia Magazine). So, take this with a grain of salt. It’s being reported that Jennifer Aniston ‘B**ch, I gochoman’d’ Justin Theroux’s former live-in girlfriend-of-14-years, Heidi Bivens. Aniston played the victim for years. And that sympathy card has won her a forgiving fan base who froth [...]
Jennifer Aniston Denies Pregnancy & Wedding
Jennifer Aniston has been plagued by some of the most tedious rumours of any celebrity. Even when single, her relationship status didn’t affect the number of baby rumours, rumours of hook-ups with randoms, and wedding rumours. She was tabloid filler, fodder. Fabricated stock quotes about the contents of her womb covered OK! or whomever in [...]
