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Jennifer Aniston Is Going To Be Poor When She Divorces Her Next Husband

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Because she’s great at making decisions that don’t involve keylogging Brad Pitt, Jennifer Aniston is probably going to mess up the relationship with her cats’ stepfather, Justin Theroux. According to the kinds of sources who will only go through paper recycling, not actual trash, Aniston is planning to marry without a prenup. Source tell OK! Magazine how Aniston’s next divorce is going to go down, ’Jen’s absolutely adamant about not having a prenup.’ She’s reportedly telling her cats, ‘I’m choosing love, not money. And people are just going to have to deal with it.’ The source continues, ‘It’s a sweet and romantic thing to do. But a number of friends are desperately worried her decision could come back to haunt her one day.’

Jennifer Aniston Has Been Taking Notes From Jennifer Lopez

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Taking notes from someone whose solution to direct eye contact seems to be getting The Poor who did it fired, Jennifer Aniston is reportedly acting like she’s above the rest of the cast and crew on her latest movie. Aniston is currently in Connecticut filming the Untitled Elmore Leonard Project with co-stars Isla Fisher, Tim Robbins and Will Forte. A source tells RadarOnline.com they’re sick of Aniston’s s**t though. ‘Every day at lunch the entire cast and crew head to a cafeteria facility where they all sit down and eat lunch together for well over an hour,’ says the source. ‘But the only person who doesn’t eat with everyone else is Jen. She quickly grabs a lunch to go and leaves.’ Also: ‘All the actors ride in normal production vans when they head to lunch, but Jen has her own luxury SUV,’ the source continues. ‘And not only is Jen’s private trailer miles away from the set, but she heads all the way back there each day to eat her lunch away from everyone else… Her behavior is a clear indicator to everyone that she’s not approachable. And it’s just unnecessary. There’s no reason why she has to act any better than anyone else on that movie set.’ Oscar photos are below.

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Jennifer Aniston Validates Kim Kardashian Sleeping Her Way To The Middle

At this point, Jennifer Aniston is basically famous for indistinguishable rom-coms, cutting her hair, not having a baby in her, and having nipples. So she’s not going to judge someone like Kim Kardashian who’s only famous for getting naked, staying naked, and sleeping around because that isn’t work either. Aniston says the reality stars of the world are fine by her though because, at the end of the day, she still has a skill: ‘There’s nothing wrong with Kim Kardashian and all those people,’ she says in a new documentary, $ellebrity. ‘If that’s how they choose to make a living, more power to them. My line of work is different, I want to entertain people.’

Well, Hello There Jennifer Aniston’s Butt In A Bikini

Because butts are a thing that happen to everyone when there’s no baby in their belly, here’s Jennifer Aniston whose nipples are still on vacation in Cabo, Mexico where cutting glass is the fastest way to put in a drink order. More photos below.

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Jennifer Aniston & Justin Theroux Are Engaged

Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux got engaged the weekend people thought Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt were getting married in France (they weren’t). Which I’m sure is a complete coincidence and not Aniston trying to steal Jolie’s wedding thunder. Theroux’s rep confirms to People.com in this weirdly-worded statement that I had to read twice to make sure she didn’t propose to him: ‘Justin Theroux had an amazing birthday on Friday, receiving an extraordinary gift when his girlfriend, Jennifer Aniston, accepted his proposal of marriage.’

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Jennifer Aniston & Justin Theroux Didn’t Split

Because Us Weekly landed the coup of the year with photographic proof that Kristen Stewart cheated, every other tabloid is starting s**t because why not? This week’s Star Magazine claims that Jennifer Aniston split from supposed commitment-phobe Justin Theroux (skinny jeans, mid-life crisis leather jacket, mid-life crisis amounts of product in his hair). Except it never happened, they’re still dating, as Aniston’s rather testy rep explains: ‘It’s once again just another fabrication to sell magazines and has no relationship to reality.’ In news that’s not getting its own post, Aniston’s rep is also hilariously indignant that people think Aniston is playing a hooker in her new movie just because the actress has been tweaking her nipples between scenes. The rep says: ‘Jennifer is not playing a prostitute in We’re The Millers, she is playing a stripper, big difference.’