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Jennifer Aniston: Wedding Story Is ‘Fabrication’

Apr 24th, 2012
by Amy Grindhouse.
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Jennifer Aniston isn’t planning a wedding to Justin Theroux without first being engaged to Justin Theroux, says Jennifer Aniston. Nor is Jennifer Aniston desperate to beat Angelina Jolie down the aisle because EVERYTHING’S FINE, says Jennifer Aniston. Nor is she scouting for wedding locations anywhere nor planning a wedding for any date because TMZ.com screwed up by pasting a bunch of stuff from a random Crete hotel’s website rather than the all caps ‘I WIN’ Aniston sent them by email. GossipCop.com note the story started in the National Enquirer a month ago and it was debunked already. Soon after, similar details appeared in Star Magazine given by the same source. The rep tells Gossip Cop that TMZ’s story is ‘fabrication’ that looks like a ‘placed ad for the hotel.’ The rep also tells NYDN: ‘It’s just another fabrication!’ And the rep tells RumorFix.com: ‘It’s just another lie. She has not been to Greece in years.’

Jennifer Aniston Looking At Wedding Locations

Apr 23rd, 2012
by Amy Grindhouse.
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Jennifer Aniston is planning a wedding too, which obviously has nothing to do with Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie’s engagement announcement a week ago. Aniston spent the last week BBMing all caps EVERYTHING’S FINE, TAKE ME OFF SUICIDE WATCH to tabloids who literally claimed she collapsed hearing her ex-husband planned to re-marry. And because EVERYTHING’S FINE Aniston leaked to TMZ.com that she’s planning her own wedding. Skipping the engagement, the statements, the ring, the fiance. She’s just planning a wedding and hoping Justin Theroux shows up. A source at a hotel in Crete says Aniston is scouting for a July wedding, the soonest Save The Date ink would be dry. Desperate or loved-up?

Jennifer Aniston Doesn’t Need A Damn Baby

Mar 1st, 2012
by Amy Grindhouse.
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Jennifer Aniston gave an interview the weekend Wanderlust tanked during which she bemoaned the media scrutiny about her womb. It appears to be a passive-aggressively worded rebuke of tabloids lying about her being pregnant (IRL preggo, Internet preggo, Food/ Gas Baby preggo). She’s not pregnant, she posed topless in Uncle Terry’s basement to prove she’s not pregnant. And it’s ‘very narrow minded’ to assume she needs a baby to be happy (TAKE THAT, GOOP!): ‘That doesn’t measure the level of my happiness or my success in my life, in my achievements, in any of that… [I don't give] a crap what other people think… [I'm happier] than I’ve ever been…  I feel great. I feel like I’m 30. I honestly didn’t start to feel my best until was in my 30s. Physically, I started eating better and taking better care of my body, in terms of being physical and exercise. I think it’s important every year to celebrate your birthday and be excited about it!’

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Jennifer Aniston’s Movie Flops At Box Office

Feb 27th, 2012
by Amy Grindhouse.
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In news that will disappoint breasts everywhere, Jennifer Aniston’s aggressive shilling of the nudity in Wanderlust failed to sell the movie. For reasons I can’t quite articulate except to say ‘Why boobies?’ the movie tanked HARD this weekend. Wanderlust opened at number eight with $6.6 million. By comparison, Act of Valor opened at number one with $24.7 million. Tyler Perry’s Good Deeds debuted at two with $16 million. Journey 2: The Mysterious Island was third with $13.5 million. Amanda Seyfried’s Gone bombed opening ninth with $5 million.

Jennifer Aniston Hates Idea Of A Friends Movie

Feb 24th, 2012
by Amy Grindhouse.
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As do we, Jennifer Aniston hates the idea of belatedly cashing-in on Friends by rebooting it as a plotless movie of Sex & The City ilk. In a longer profile in The Hollywood Reporter during which they ask insipid questions about her hair, Aniston squashes the idea of participating in a movie on principle alone. ‘I can’t imagine how you would do [a movie], unless you did it years from now. Then it would be: ‘Who are these guys? What are we watching?’ I can’t imagine what that would be. It’s not normal. Friends is in your living room; Friends is not in a movie theater. It doesn’t make sense to me. I think it would be going against its authentic self.’ To the hair question, Aniston replied: ‘My hair has never been my greatest feature, so that was funny enough unto itself that ['The Rachel'] became so focused on. I have curly, uncontrollable hair! I didn’t love that cut; it was a haircut to clean up damaged hair. I’m really a long hair kind of girl.’

Jennifer Aniston Over-Selling Wanderlust Nudity

Feb 23rd, 2012
by Amy Grindhouse.
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On the most laboured and contrived press tour since Love & Other Drugs did the same thing, Jennifer Aniston went on Chelsea Lately to talk about Wanderlust and promote the ever-loving s**t out of the film’s nudity (incidentally, for anyone who’s not seen it yet, L&OD needed the nudity because it had nothing else going for it and the bait-and-switch plot that had nothing to do with the trailer). It’s already been established that Aniston’s topless scenes have been demoted from full-frontal to side boob and pixelated ‘breasticles,’ her word, because apparently Justin Theroux hates breasts. In a pandering interview, Chelsea Handler says ‘I’ve been lucky enough to see you topless in our private life, but now America, when they go to see the movie, will get to see her topless running!’ to which Aniston replies ‘There’s a lot of penises in this movie! Trust me, there is your fair share of breasticles as well. It’s definitely… penises are promised.’

Video below because it’s auto-play (sorry). Also below are photos of Aniston receiving her star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame presented by Adam Sandler.

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