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JWoww Don’t Need No Steenkin’ Belly Button

Jul 20th, 2010
by Amy Grindhouse.
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There was talk after people saw Lindsay Lohan in GQ Germany about the actress’s belly button going to jail days before the star herself. The area of her stomach is notably missing in one of her photos and it moves up and down her stomach in others. The one in which it’s missing, the cover, drew the most anti-Photoshop ire. Perhaps it’s warming her bed in jail, or keeping JWoww’s belly button company. I only mention that the two buttons may be chilling together as it seems the Jersey Shore reality star, real name Jenni Farley, who poses in a shoot for Maxim magazine August 2010 (behind-the-scenes video below), is missing her belly button too. I suspect the two buttons have absconded to somewhere Photoshop can’t get them. In the top picture, JWoww’s belly botton is gone. It returns in the second photo. Odd. What do you think?

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Jersey Shore Cast Looking Like Greasy Chavs

Apr 20th, 2010
by Amy Grindhouse.
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I would be more loathe to write about this bunch of degenerate reprobates, but it gives me a chance to chide them. I can’t stand having to Windex my screen every time I look at pictures of the cast of MTV’s Jersey Shore. However, their greasiness is less annoying than their clothing. Yeah, WAY less. They’ve clearly been rummaging around in the Goodwill bins again, someone call the popo!

How many items of mis-matched clothing does one need to wear? I’m half-blind from editing the fug in these images, so it’s up to you to do the actual counting.

Pics show JWoww, Michael Sorrentino, and Snooki in Miami, Fl on April 19, 2010.

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Jersey Shore Girls in Harper’s Bazaar May 2010

Apr 14th, 2010
by Amy Grindhouse.
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The fail-cast of MTV’s Jersey Shore have been featured in another magazine for which I’ve lost all respect. The girls of Jeresey Shore, Snooki, JWoww, and Sammi, have been photographed for the May 2010 issue of Harper’s Bazaar.

The theme of their shoot, pictures and behind-the-scenes video below, is Etiquette: The Guidettes go to Charm School. The girls can be seen wearing gowns, and balancing books on their heads, in an effort to expunge from your brains shots of Snooki’s snatch and episodes with the girls drinking to excess.

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Jersey Shore Jaywalking on The Tonight Show

Mar 4th, 2010
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The Jersey Shore cast on the latest Tonight Show with Jay Leno episode: video.

The Wednesday March 3, 2010, episode of The Tonight Show with Jay Leno featured the greasy castmates of Jersey Shore. The too-old-to-pAArty-like-they-do cast were well-oiled and well-poofed. They filmed a cute segment in which they participated in a quasi-celeb edition of trivia game show Jaywalking.

J-Woww Will Not Be Getting Bigger Implants

Feb 24th, 2010
by Amy Grindhouse.
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Jenni Farley, also known by her lame nickname J-Woww, denies claims she is going to increase the size of her implants. Apparently, enough people care about the size of her implants for there to be rumours about increasing the size of her chest. More to the point, enough people care about her leaked NSFW pictures to spread rumours that further pics would show her with a bigger bust. I don’t care, but I am rather fond of correcting lazy assumptions masquerading as reporting.

J-Woww was on The View, Tuesday, as apparently now they let anybody on. She was asked if she was planning to get even bigger implants. She said she was not going to bigger, but she was going to replace the implants she has now.

Despite rumors that she’s getting ready to go under the knife for a second round of breast implants, Jersey Shore star Jenni “JWOWW” Farley says it’s not what you think. “I got [the implants] when I was younger; at a certain age you can only get saline not silicone,” she explained. “That’s the only thing I would consider … Switching them.”  [People, via MSNBC]

Below are more photos of Jenni J-Woww Farley. She can be seen as she attends the Bebe Kardashian Fall Collection fashion show, during New York Fashion Week.

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