January Jones suddenly loves the same paparazzi that I’m pretty sure she hated this time last year. Jones now claims that the paparazzi are the only free security detail a girl ever needs, because no self-respecting woman should take accountability for her safety by hiring/ using real security. ‘They’re always taking pictures while I’m walking my dog and shopping, which I can’t imagine is very interesting,’ she said. ‘The weird thing is, it kind of makes me feel safe. I live alone and I feel like they’re always there, always watching… If someone were to come in and rob me, there are photographers. It’s like the best security system ever.’ I think she’s missing that part about them following her wherever she goes and if she’s not at home when it’s robbed the paparazzi aren’t going to be either. Moreover, isn’t this like saying you feel safe because your stalker’s there like your shadow wherever you go. ‘It’s fine if I’m murdered in the park on my way home, my stalker has cat-like reflexes teamed with amazing note-taking abilities… there’s no getting anything past him, he’ll blow that case wide open.’
