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Spencer Pratt’s Twitter War With… Everyone

Spencer Pratt spent last night sending out hateful tweets, which were read by his 800,000 plus followers. On @SpencerPratt he slammed people including JWoww, Ke$ha, and “90s” singer Ryan Cabrera. Seemingly unprovoked, and off his much-needed meds, Pratt mocked Ke$ha’s butterface, JWoww’s soggy tittays, and Cabrera’s relationship with his wife’s new enemy Audrina Patridge.

He didn’t bore us with things like why he suddenly hated these people, but we were treated to a few solid hours of crazy not seen since Jim Carrey had some sort of Twitter meltdown last weekend. In the tweets above, shown in order, Pratt makes it clear that Patridge and wife Heidi Montag are no longer friends.

Jersey Shore Girls in Harper’s Bazaar May 2010

The fail-cast of MTV’s Jersey Shore have been featured in another magazine for which I’ve lost all respect. The girls of Jeresey Shore, Snooki, JWoww, and Sammi, have been photographed for the May 2010 issue of Harper’s Bazaar.

The theme of their shoot, pictures and behind-the-scenes video below, is Etiquette: The Guidettes go to Charm School. The girls can be seen wearing gowns, and balancing books on their heads, in an effort to expunge from your brains shots of Snooki’s snatch and episodes with the girls drinking to excess.

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Jersey Shore Jaywalking on The Tonight Show


The Jersey Shore cast on the latest Tonight Show with Jay Leno episode: video.

The Wednesday March 3, 2010, episode of The Tonight Show with Jay Leno featured the greasy castmates of Jersey Shore. The too-old-to-pAArty-like-they-do cast were well-oiled and well-poofed. They filmed a cute segment in which they participated in a quasi-celeb edition of trivia game show Jaywalking.

J-Woww Will Not Be Getting Bigger Implants

Jenni Farley, also known by her lame nickname J-Woww, denies claims she is going to increase the size of her implants. Apparently, enough people care about the size of her implants for there to be rumours about increasing the size of her chest. More to the point, enough people care about her leaked NSFW pictures to spread rumours that further pics would show her with a bigger bust. I don’t care, but I am rather fond of correcting lazy assumptions masquerading as reporting.

J-Woww was on The View, Tuesday, as apparently now they let anybody on. She was asked if she was planning to get even bigger implants. She said she was not going to bigger, but she was going to replace the implants she has now.

Despite rumors that she’s getting ready to go under the knife for a second round of breast implants, Jersey Shore star Jenni “JWOWW” Farley says it’s not what you think. “I got [the implants] when I was younger; at a certain age you can only get saline not silicone,” she explained. “That’s the only thing I would consider … Switching them.”  [People, via MSNBC]

Below are more photos of Jenni J-Woww Farley. She can be seen as she attends the Bebe Kardashian Fall Collection fashion show, during New York Fashion Week.

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Jersey Shore Jenni JWoww Farley Nude Photos

A woman who picked a nickname based on the reaction she got to her fake tits, JWoww of MTV’s Jersey Shore, is reportedly about to get her tits out. Again. At first there was a half-baked rumour that the cast mate, real name Jenni Farley, was possibly going to pose for Playboy. Now there are rumours that nude pictures of her are being shopped around to the highest bidder. JWoww is already showing a whole lot of her T&A for a sensible fee on Jersey Shore, so who knows what pictures would fetch. According to rumours, and they are only rumours until we see bare tittehs with our own eyes, explicit photos are being pimped around.

Radar Online reports there are at least three photos; one, “facing the camera, topless,” from the waist up; two, slightly turned but with her back toward the camera wearing a skimpy wrap and boots but that “does not obscure the view”; three, full length, topless frontal shot, where JWoww is again wearing a small wrap around her waist. The pics are shot with “moody lighting”. Cos everyone needs their vajayjay shot in the best, most non whore-tastic light possible.