JWoww, real name Jenni Farley, forgetting that we’ve basically already seen this outfit, is dressed as a schoolgirl. We saw a similar outfit at Halloween, on a red carpet at some fashion event about which I don’t care. The reality star, who turned down Playboy magazine only to demand the return of naked photos in a legal letter to an ex-boyfriend/ ex-manager weeks later, wore the above outfit in a photo shoot for Us Weekly magazine. She’s taking the Kardashian road to fame that doesn’t involve ending up on the Internet with some dude’s d**k in her mouth. She’s promoting some hokey-sounding diet product she claims helped her get in shape; ignoring the five-days-a-week she trains with her current fitness-trainer, boyfriend. Because curves can be willed away with the power of shilling.
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JWoww of Jersey Shore dressed as a schoolgirl for Halloween. The reality star, who recently turned down a $400,000 offer from Playboy magazine, wore a checked skirt and white shirt combo. And her boobs were up and out, Baby One More Time-style. I actually thought that was a wig on her head, but those are just bad extensions. For more pictures of someone who did an exposed bra/ cleavage, short skirt, stockings, red heels combo, see the pictures below.
There was talk after people saw Lindsay Lohan in GQ Germany about the actress’s belly button going to jail days before the star herself. The area of her stomach is notably missing in one of her photos and it moves up and down her stomach in others. The one in which it’s missing, the cover, drew the most anti-Photoshop ire. Perhaps it’s warming her bed in jail, or keeping JWoww’s belly button company. I only mention that the two buttons may be chilling together as it seems the Jersey Shore reality star, real name Jenni Farley, who poses in a shoot for Maxim magazine August 2010 (behind-the-scenes video below), is missing her belly button too. I suspect the two buttons have absconded to somewhere Photoshop can’t get them. In the top picture, JWoww’s belly botton is gone. It returns in the second photo. Odd. What do you think?
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I would be more loathe to write about this bunch of degenerate reprobates, but it gives me a chance to chide them. I can’t stand having to Windex my screen every time I look at pictures of the cast of MTV’s Jersey Shore. However, their greasiness is less annoying than their clothing. Yeah, WAY less. They’ve clearly been rummaging around in the Goodwill bins again, someone call the popo!
How many items of mis-matched clothing does one need to wear? I’m half-blind from editing the fug in these images, so it’s up to you to do the actual counting.
Pics show JWoww, Michael Sorrentino, and Snooki in Miami, Fl on April 19, 2010.
Spencer Pratt spent last night sending out hateful tweets, which were read by his 800,000 plus followers. On @SpencerPratt he slammed people including JWoww, Ke$ha, and “90s” singer Ryan Cabrera. Seemingly unprovoked, and off his much-needed meds, Pratt mocked Ke$ha’s butterface, JWoww’s soggy tittays, and Cabrera’s relationship with his wife’s new enemy Audrina Patridge.
He didn’t bore us with things like why he suddenly hated these people, but we were treated to a few solid hours of crazy not seen since Jim Carrey had some sort of Twitter meltdown last weekend. In the tweets above, shown in order, Pratt makes it clear that Patridge and wife Heidi Montag are no longer friends.
The fail-cast of MTV’s Jersey Shore have been featured in another magazine for which I’ve lost all respect. The girls of Jeresey Shore, Snooki, JWoww, and Sammi, have been photographed for the May 2010 issue of Harper’s Bazaar.
The theme of their shoot, pictures and behind-the-scenes video below, is Etiquette: The Guidettes go to Charm School. The girls can be seen wearing gowns, and balancing books on their heads, in an effort to expunge from your brains shots of Snooki’s snatch and episodes with the girls drinking to excess.