JWoww, real name Jenni Farley, forgetting that we’ve basically already seen this outfit, is dressed as a schoolgirl. We saw a similar outfit at Halloween, on a red carpet at some fashion event about which I don’t care. The reality star, who turned down Playboy magazine only to demand the return of naked photos in a legal letter to an ex-boyfriend/ ex-manager weeks later, wore the above outfit in a photo shoot for Us Weekly magazine. She’s taking the Kardashian road to fame that doesn’t involve ending up on the Internet with some dude’s d**k in her mouth. She’s promoting some hokey-sounding diet product she claims helped her get in shape; ignoring the five-days-a-week she trains with her current fitness-trainer, boyfriend. Because curves can be willed away with the power of shilling.
