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Snooki’s Pregnancy Will Be Announced Soon

Feb 29th, 2012
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Page Six reports that Snooki is three-months pregnant and lied the last time she was asked publicly. There were reports during which time it was revealed about four dudes could be the father (must have been all dat buttsecs, derp). Star claimed the exclusive, explaining away the lack of announcement with ‘[she told] only her close friends and family.’ Asked February 2 on Good Morning America, she replied: ‘I definitely do want kids, but I’m not pregnant. Being pregnant should be a real thing and a happy thing, and I’m not.’ But P6 says she needed to lie in order to secure an exclusive deal, Kardashian-style. Claiming current boyfriend Jionni LaValle is the father, Snooki is reportedly brokering an exclusive deal coming out of the first trimester. Sources say the reality star will make the announcement on the cover of Us Weekly after shilling to a few magazines. She’s currently filming her spin-off and is reportedly struggling to spin the news since she portrays herself on Jersey Shore as Jersey’s bike who cheats on her boyfriend. ‘MTV went into crisis mode after they found out,’ said a source. ‘They’re trying to hide it because it would greatly affect the creative direction of the show.’ 30 photos of Snooki and JWoww filming in NYC Feb 28.

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JWoww’s 2.0 Face At Super Bowl XLVI Party

Feb 6th, 2012
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Still claiming to have lost 15-pounds solely from her face, here’s JWoww at this weekend’s Leather and Laces Extravaganza before Super Bowl XLVI at the Regions Bank Tower in Indianapolis, Indiana. Honestly, her 2.0 face looks tweaked with botox, filler and lies. But her 2.0 face is overshadowed by her 3.0 breasts, so no one’s looking. Photos include Carmen Electra and Jenny McCarthy.

Snooki Getting Implants Because She Hates Bras

Jan 5th, 2012
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Snooki confirmed her intention to get breast implants so you’ll watch the forthcoming season of Jersey Shore. She has slightly odd reasoning for wanting implants. It’s to get back at bras for ruining her life (they broke her heart and ruined her credit… they must be stopped). Snooki confirmed to E! News she’s planning on surgery in the next few months so her bumps will point upward without help: ‘Very soon. Very soon,’ admitted Snooki. ‘I hope in the next couple of months. They’re a good size now, but I want them like this when I’m not wearing a bra.’ And JWoww will get superfluous surgery too: ‘I’m definitely taking her to my doctor. I’ll go in and get mine redone to make her feel better.’

Five photos of Snooki, who’s thin and laughably too-tan, at a Vegas NYE party.

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Photos Of JWoww Perfect Tan Bikini Collection

Dec 22nd, 2011
by Amy Grindhouse.
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JWoww is a bikini designer for the same reason Snooki is a best-selling author. Because, MONIES. And now JWoww has her own line of bikinis that will scare away tan lines using breast magic and double-stick material. She’s partnering with a company and probably doing little more than licensing her name and image for a check. But MEH. Boobies. Although this looks like it would slide off when you sweat/ swim, the company offers a little clarification saying: ‘The Inside of our bikini top is lined with Stick2U, our patented silicon based adhesive. Stick2U is activated by your body temperature so the warmer you get in the sun the more it stays in place.’ Like I said, magic. Bikini inspectors: photos below, for science.

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JWoww Didn’t Get Plastic Surgery On Her Face

Dec 9th, 2011
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According to JWoww, she has not had any plastic surgery on her face. Recently. She practically had a full-body surgical make-over, according to an ex-boyfriend who tried to leak her nudes and ‘before’ pictures of when she was heavier.

Jwoww is promoting her K-Mart stench in a bottle and the forthcoming season 5 of Jersey Shore on The Wendy Williams Show. JWoww denied getting work on her nose, lips, cheeks, chin or anywhere else on her face. Williams repeatedly questioned the lips, to which she got a denial and a challenge for a plastic surgeon to find any work done on her face: ‘I want to put it out there. I feel like I should go into a morning show and have a plastic surgeon try and see if I got anything done. I want to prove everyone wrong.’ Said it before… fat transfer. Or botox. Speaking of which, the reality star attributed her 2.0 face to weight loss of 15 pounds: ‘I just lost 15 pounds and it was all in my face. That’s what is insulting to me because I was like, ‘What did my nose look like 15 pounds ago?’

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Maxim Is JWoww’s ‘Highest Accomplishment’

Dec 7th, 2011
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JWoww’s 2.0 face and lack of ambition make me sad, as she covers the January 2012 issue of Maxim. Her waxen face, messed-up cheeks/ lips mean I would have posted the cover anyway. But the world’s saddest quotes from her interview guaranteed it would get posted. JWoww, Jenni Farley, who turned down Playboy for $400,000, and has posed for Maxim, twice, tells the magazine its cover is her biggest accomplishment to date: ‘I cried when I found out. I was jumping up and down and totally bugging out… This is probably my highest accomplishment. This is the most fun I’ve ever had on a shoot, because it was Jersey Shore meets sexy Maxim. That’s what I loved about it.’ JWoww also admits her anger issues were because of the bad relationship during early seasons of Jersey Shore: ‘ I was in a bad relationship the first two seasons, so I took that out on people I shouldn’t have. I was definitely more of a b**ch.’

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