JWoww is one of the few former Jersey Shore cast who still has a job since her spin-off with Snooki is currently on the air. And apparently she has a side job that involves turning up to events in exchange for actual money under the condition that she give her implants air every so often. Matching her belt and her bracelet and her shoes because of course, here’s JWoww at Dusk nightclub at Caesars Hotel in Atlantic City. Photos of whatever this outfit is below.
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So… this week ended up being all about butts. And it’s ending with videos dedicated to a butt. I don’t really know how that happened. Honestly. Anyway. On New Year’s Eve, JWoww and Snooki attended some event during which paparazzi took upskirt photos of JWoww. There were several photos taken by several paparazzi agencies including INF (the one I used above), GSI Media, and REX Features. Which operate independently of one another. So I’ll lean on Occam’s Razor and posit that the photos were not Photoshopped to appear less flattering. JWoww says otherwise. She actually posted videos in which she mistakenly claimed there was ‘a’ photo, as in one photo… when there were clearly several photos that were taken by different people… and said: ‘There’s a picture going round of my derrière which is pretty disgusting, pretty vile. To prove this picture wrong, I decided to video my buttocks because you can’t photoshop a video.’
Here’s the Jersey Shore cast pretending to be sad about wrapping the final episode in the current format since the show is being re-tooled next season. Except what they’re really sad about is saying goodbye to being paid to stage fight scenes at the behest of producers and putting booze babies in each other. 15 photos below of the cast including JWoww and her latest face and Snooki whose baby I’ll avoid making further Foetal Alcohol Syndrome jokes about or I’ll feel bad when it’s born.
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Page Six reports that Snooki is three-months pregnant and lied the last time she was asked publicly. There were reports during which time it was revealed about four dudes could be the father (must have been all dat buttsecs, derp). Star claimed the exclusive, explaining away the lack of announcement with ‘[she told] only her close friends and family.’ Asked February 2 on Good Morning America, she replied: ‘I definitely do want kids, but I’m not pregnant. Being pregnant should be a real thing and a happy thing, and I’m not.’ But P6 says she needed to lie in order to secure an exclusive deal, Kardashian-style. Claiming current boyfriend Jionni LaValle is the father, Snooki is reportedly brokering an exclusive deal coming out of the first trimester. Sources say the reality star will make the announcement on the cover of Us Weekly after shilling to a few magazines. She’s currently filming her spin-off and is reportedly struggling to spin the news since she portrays herself on Jersey Shore as Jersey’s bike who cheats on her boyfriend. ‘MTV went into crisis mode after they found out,’ said a source. ‘They’re trying to hide it because it would greatly affect the creative direction of the show.’ 30 photos of Snooki and JWoww filming in NYC Feb 28.
Still claiming to have lost 15-pounds solely from her face, here’s JWoww at this weekend’s Leather and Laces Extravaganza before Super Bowl XLVI at the Regions Bank Tower in Indianapolis, Indiana. Honestly, her 2.0 face looks tweaked with botox, filler and lies. But her 2.0 face is overshadowed by her 3.0 breasts, so no one’s looking. Photos include Carmen Electra and Jenny McCarthy.
Snooki confirmed her intention to get breast implants so you’ll watch the forthcoming season of Jersey Shore. She has slightly odd reasoning for wanting implants. It’s to get back at bras for ruining her life (they broke her heart and ruined her credit… they must be stopped). Snooki confirmed to E! News she’s planning on surgery in the next few months so her bumps will point upward without help: ‘Very soon. Very soon,’ admitted Snooki. ‘I hope in the next couple of months. They’re a good size now, but I want them like this when I’m not wearing a bra.’ And JWoww will get superfluous surgery too: ‘I’m definitely taking her to my doctor. I’ll go in and get mine redone to make her feel better.’
Five photos of Snooki, who’s thin and laughably too-tan, at a Vegas NYE party.