Still claiming to have lost 15-pounds solely from her face, here’s JWoww at this weekend’s Leather and Laces Extravaganza before Super Bowl XLVI at the Regions Bank Tower in Indianapolis, Indiana. Honestly, her 2.0 face looks tweaked with botox, filler and lies. But her 2.0 face is overshadowed by her 3.0 breasts, so no one’s looking. [...]
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Snooki Getting Implants Because She Hates Bras
Snooki confirmed her intention to get breast implants so you’ll watch the forthcoming season of Jersey Shore. She has slightly odd reasoning for wanting implants. It’s to get back at bras for ruining her life (they broke her heart and ruined her credit… they must be stopped). Snooki confirmed to E! News she’s planning on [...]
Photos Of JWoww Perfect Tan Bikini Collection
JWoww is a bikini designer for the same reason Snooki is a best-selling author. Because, MONIES. And now JWoww has her own line of bikinis that will scare away tan lines using breast magic and double-stick material. She’s partnering with a company and probably doing little more than licensing her name and image for a [...]
JWoww Didn’t Get Plastic Surgery On Her Face
According to JWoww, she has not had any plastic surgery on her face. Recently. She practically had a full-body surgical make-over, according to an ex-boyfriend who tried to leak her nudes and ‘before’ pictures of when she was heavier. Jwoww is promoting her K-Mart stench in a bottle and the forthcoming season 5 of Jersey Shore on The [...]
Maxim Is JWoww’s ‘Highest Accomplishment’
JWoww’s 2.0 face and lack of ambition make me sad, as she covers the January 2012 issue of Maxim. Her waxen face, messed-up cheeks/ lips mean I would have posted the cover anyway. But the world’s saddest quotes from her interview guaranteed it would get posted. JWoww, Jenni Farley, who turned down Playboy for $400,000, and has [...]
JWoww Eating Pasta In Bed For Maxim Magazine
JWoww is ruining your sheets for the August 2011 issue of Maxim. This isn’t her first Maxim shoot, but since it’s rumoured the entire Jersey Shore cast is being replaced for the fifth season it may be her last. She still has no belly button and after all the work done to her face and [...]
