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Anderson Cooper ripping into Heidi Montag’s horrid singing @ Miss Universe.

Anderson Cooper has finally opened up and said what we were all thinking about that horrid performance of Body Language that Heidi Montag did at Miss Universe. At the pageant, Montag lip-synced, badly, through the song. A handful of her fans came out to say they liked it and to defend her. The rest of us just pointed and laughed, as that is the proper etiquette when someone is that hell-bent on making a fool out of themselves.

From about ten seconds into the clip, Cooper can be heard saying that Montag has found a new way to embarrass herself. He goes on to say that her miming was off and that he wants to know why she is wasting people’s time pretending to be a singer. He rounds off by saying he barely knows who she is and why anyone should even be listening to her. Word to your mother, yo.

Heidi Montag at Miss Universe 2009 performing Body Language can be seen here.

The annoying and oftentimes talentless reality star took to the stage in a 2000-and-late Britney Spears VMA cast-off flesh coloured top and pants, covered with crystals. The wife of Spencer Pratt appeared in order to perform her new single on NBC’s live broadcast of the 2009 Miss Universe Pageant at Atlantis on Paradise Island in the Bahamas on Sunday night.

The horror. Oh, the horror. Singing and dancing should be about rejoicing and enjoying the numbing effects of a good ditty. It should not be about swinging cats about in a bag and playing it on a loop under the guise of music. Real music should make you sway and clap your hands. It should not make you invoke the name of Our Lord in fear. Montag, when will you learn?

Video of the performance is here as is a gallery of Montag @ Miss Universe 2009.

Heidi Montag Miss Universe 2009 performance Video (Body Language)

Britney Spears wearing a better version of the above outfit @ VMAs 2000