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Demerol Overdose Almost Killed Heidi Montag

Jan 20th, 2010
by Amy Grindhouse.
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Heidi Montag Access Hollywood interview, revealing post-op health problems.

Heidi Montag reveals in an interview with Access Hollywood that she nearly died, following her plastic surgery. The vapid, deformed, fame-whore told the outlet that she nearly stopped breathing, shortly after getting her work done.

“I almost died after my procedure,” Heidi told Access Hollywood correspondent Billy Bush on Monday. “I had too much Demerol like Michael Jackson did and my breathing was five breaths per minute which is like almost dead. [I was] in an aftercare center, there were nurses that were supposed to be tending to me at all times.”

“So thank God, Charles, one of my security guys used to be an EMT, and he was timing my breath on his watch and he called the nurses and they had to put oxygen on my face and called my plastic surgeon to come in for an emergency. So, it was a very traumatic experience for me.”

This carries on being sad. She really risked her own life so her clueless, equally delusional, and vapid doctor, could make her look like a Real Housewife.

Heidi Montag GMA Interview Looking SO Freaky

Jan 19th, 2010
by Amy Grindhouse.
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You will remember the photos from last week, where the new face and body of Heidi Montag were revealed in the pages of People magazine. The magazine did the whole exclusive bit and kept Montag captive the entire time. For keeping her away from the spotlight, I sent them a muffin basket and I advise you all to do the same. Seriously, I mean it, drop what you’re doing and mail them.

Montag did an interview with Good Morning America today, it won’t embed, you can watch the video at the source. You all, rightly, mocked her when her People cover came out. You pointed, laughed, and said she looked like she’d aged 15 years. As usual, readers, you’re not wrong. If you thought she looked bad in an airbrushed still, you’re going to crap your pants when you see this. Montag was on the morning ABC show, basically regurgitating a bunch of stuff she already told People. What we do learn is that, despite her denials, she is clearly a surgery addict. Her breasticles are nearly as big as her head and she claims that they are not big enough. Whatever she did to her cheeks is bizarre and she looks like her own, deformed, much-older sibling. It’s grotesque. I mean, I’m about one minute into the video linked and I feel like I’m going to pass out unless I come up for air. Any raucous laughter from the idiot interviewer calling Montag smart will soon be stifled when you see this woman try to talk using her new face.

Image & story ABC/ Good Morning America, People thanks to Cele|Bitchy.

Heidi Montag’s Face Before and After Surgery

Jan 15th, 2010
by Amy Grindhouse.
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Following on from the earlier post, about Heidi Montag selling her soul and using the proceeds to buy DDD chesticles, here is an even more shocking close-up of her face. The 23-year-old can be seen on the left before the surgeries on her face began, and on the right after she transformed herself into someone who could pass for her own mother. With fat injections in her cheeks, nasolabial fold, and lips, a mini eyebrow lift, her ears pinned back, neck lipo, and a chin reduction she is a shadow of her former self. The face that made her famous has been stripped away and blow up doll Montag has been left in her place. She looked much better before, I mean way before she had any surgery. Much. Better.

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Heidi Montag Sells Her Soul and Buys DDD Boobs

Jan 15th, 2010
by Amy Grindhouse.
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Heidi Montag practically sold the stool samples from the day she had surgery. She literally sold every piece of information, pictures, and video you can think of. I hope this crap is worth having been in hiding, since mid-November of last year.

The 23-year-old now looks like a somewhat well-preserved 45-year-old. She looks like she’s on the road to becoming another cripplingly self-obsessed and insecure Jocelyn Wildenstein. She had ten pointless surgeries in one day. All she has to show for it is that she stripped away the face that made her famous, and now she has DDDs. Oh, goody. You’ll need to click on the picture, and once again, for the full size image, as taken from inside the new issue of People magazine. It gives a better idea of her before and after, and lists all her worthless surgeries.

Heidi Montag Spent $2 Million Recording Album

Jan 14th, 2010
by Amy Grindhouse.
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Heidi Montag has lost her damn mind. The wannabe singer has been in hiding since mid-November last year. The reality TV star went into a Los Angeles clinic for assorted vanity surgeries. She even had 10 surgeries in one day.

Other than making her chesticles bigger and getting botox at age 23, the only thing I care about is that she finally got her man-chin filed down. I suspect her chin shavings are being kept in a jar on some shelf in her house now. We need to swipe all 20 pounds of discarded chin shards and sell that shish on eBay. Anyone here still have an eBay account they can remember the password for? No? Okay.

Montag is crazier than anyone who refuses to bow before the church of $hiantology. She is currently doing promo tours for her craptastical new album. An album for which she didn’t even try to hide what a self-aware ‘tard she is, and actually called the damn thing Superficial. She may as well have called it Over-Botoxed Attention Whore Who Snorts her Chin Filings. Just as astute a title. Ugh, what an efftard. Back to the point, the slightly less horsey-looking star is whoring herself silly to every blog that will have her. Turns out that there may be a reason other than her unwavering need to annoy the snot out of everyone.

She tells Entertainment Weekly she spent three years and over $2 million recording her album. Over. $2. Million. She goes on, in the interview snippets below, that she totally thinks she can earn her 2 million sugar cubes back. Thus showing she has no clue how the music industry works. She paid a lot out of her own pocket and it’s pretty certain she’ll never see the money again. Fitting, as she adds that she is going broke after spending every dime on her record.

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Heidi Montag Still Pretending to Be a Pop Star

Jan 13th, 2010
by Amy Grindhouse.
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Heidi Montag isn’t doing herself any favours by coming out with ridiculous statements and horrid music. Also, it’s an insult to call her pre-recorded and auto-tuned bowel movements music. She revealed, upon the debut of her new album, that she wanted to become a pop star before becoming a mother. Confirming that family planning is on hold. Which is kind of like me saying I want to achieve my aim of shoe-bombing the Gawker network, and in the confusion hurriedly take my seat as its Managing Editor, before pumping out a couple of babies. Some of us are realistic and aware of our limitations and happily float around in life making the best of our lot. While some of us over-reach and would be better off being made into glue than making another album. Just sayin’.

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