Heidi Montag’s level of delusion is directly proportional to her boob size; she has inflated her chest some way from its flat beginnings, and so one could guess that she’s pretty far gone. Montag’s level of talent was also directly proportional to her chin size; with it filed down to a shadow of its former [...]
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Heidi Montag Missed a Spot: Cellulite Picture
Heidi Montag got ten procedures in one day and had bits of herself inflated, filed down, and sucked out. From this photo, from a larger set showing her filming her cameo in Jennifer Aniston’s new movie, Just Go With It, it seems her doctor missed a spot. The reality star was seen wearing cut-offs, kind [...]
Heidi Montag Looks Melty Even from Far Away
Heidi Montag and beardy husband Spencer Pratt can be seen in these photos, as Montag gets ready to shoot her movie cameo for the film Just Go With It, at El Matador Beach in Malibu, Calif.. The couple were surrounded by the cameras and the usual smoke and mirrors. Weird thing is, Montag’s newly sculpted [...]
Heidi Montag V3.0 Walking the Red Carpet
Heidi Montag has already thrilled us all, with the revelation that she is not done jacking up her face. She walked the red carpet at Las Vegas’ Pure Nightclub, this weekend, at a party she hosted with husband Spencer Pratt. She is able to walk the red carpet as she is yet to really mutilate [...]
Heidi Montag Is Not Done Mutilating Herself…
First things first. When I skim-read my own title, I thought I’d Freudian-slipped something in there about masturbation. Upon a second, slower reading of my very short post title… it seems that’s not the case. Phew. Where was I? Oh yeah. Heidi Montag wants to jack up her face sommore, because her second round of [...]
Heidi Montag Surgeries Meant Lots of Hate Mail
Heidi Montag’s frozen face and balloon chesticles cover the new issue of Life & Style. If you buy the magazine you may wanna stop at the horrors the cover has to offer, as she just plain vomits all over the inside. If you open the new issue all that’s there is a bunch of verbal [...]
