Heidi Montag’s level of delusion is directly proportional to her boob size; she has inflated her chest some way from its flat beginnings, and so one could guess that she’s pretty far gone. Montag’s level of talent was also directly proportional to her chin size; with it filed down to a shadow of its former self, we are left with someone who should just beat fate to the punch and turn to porn 15-years early.
She told People, “I’m so excited The Hills is finally over and I can now become a full time motion picture actress. There is no better training [for an actor] than being in front of the cameras 24-7. I’m now finally free to start my career and my new life as female mogul in Hollywood!”
Pictures below show The Hills stars Heidi Montag, Audrina Patridge, and Kristin Cavallari, film scenes for the show as they dined in Beverly Hills, CA on March 17.





