Posts under ‘Heidi Montag’

This may take my already criminal amounts of daily schadenfreude to orgasmic levels, so bear with me on this one. Remember a while back, when some tacky news report dragged out the story of Lindsay Lohan’s hoarding? She was a dirty bish who was in perpetual danger of being buried alive, under a pile of her own junk. We’ve only just finished pointing and laughing at that, now we learn that Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are dirty as heck too and are basically living in squalor. This is according to Life & Style magazine, who have a picture of the inside of the reality stars’ home. On that note the magazine, on newsstands Friday should anyone remember what a magazine is, claims Montag is basically under watch and she is never allowed to leave her filthy dog poop-filled house.

Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag appear to have an idyllic home life on The Hills. But now, for the first time, a frequent visitor to the couple’s house reveals the truth: that Heidi is being virtually held hostage there! “Heidi has been allowed to leave the house only three times in the last month,” the insider tells Life & Style. The insider shares frightening never-before-seen photos of their actual home far from Hollywood in LA’s Pacific Palisades area. The kitchen and living room are filled with Spencer’s crystals, stacks of his screenplays and junk everywhere. “Their four dogs aren’t housebroken,” an insider tells Life & Style. “They go to the bathroom all over the house. Heidi is sometimes near tears at the dogs’ mess, but Spencer just orders her to pick it up.” [Life & Style magazine]

This is supposedly their poop-filled hovel. Meh. Febreze it, and I’d live there.