Sir Ben Kingsley’s Heidi Montag Transformers 3 audition parody: Lopez Tonight. Last week, Heidi Montag made an ass of herself by recording an audition tape for Transformers 3 upon learning that Megan Fox would not be returning to the franchise. Montag, who’s announced her split from husband Spencer Pratt, did little more than run around [...]
Posts under ‘Heidi Montag’
Heidi Montag Confirms Split With Spencer Pratt
Heidi Montag has reportedly split up with husband Spencer Pratt, according to TMZ. The agency have confirmation from Montag’s rep, which is the only reason I’m acknowledging this mess. Seriously, didn’t they break up half-a-dozen times one Summer because they had a deal with Us magazine and pages to fill? Whatever. Don’t come slap me [...]
Heidi Montag & Spencer Pratt Living in Squalor
This may take my already criminal amounts of daily schadenfreude to orgasmic levels, so bear with me on this one. Remember a while back, when some tacky news report dragged out the story of Lindsay Lohan’s hoarding? She was a dirty bish who was in perpetual danger of being buried alive, under a pile of [...]
Heidi Montag Drops Sexual Harassment Lawsuit
It’s good Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt dropped their lawsuit, before the filing of false claims landed them in hot water. Newly-inflated reality star Heidi Montag filed a bogus claim against The Hills creator Adam DiVello, probably because Nicollette Sheridan had done something similar with the creator of Desperate Housewives giving the impression that all [...]
Spencer Pratt’s Twitter War With… Everyone
Spencer Pratt spent last night sending out hateful tweets, which were read by his 800,000 plus followers. On @SpencerPratt he slammed people including JWoww, Ke$ha, and “90s” singer Ryan Cabrera. Seemingly unprovoked, and off his much-needed meds, Pratt mocked Ke$ha’s butterface, JWoww’s soggy tittays, and Cabrera’s relationship with his wife’s new enemy Audrina Patridge. He [...]
Heidi Montag’s Bobble Head Moves… Kind of
Video: Montag shows recent enhancements… that we’re all bored of looking at. SWEET TAP DANCING BABY JESUS, IT MOVES! IT MOVES! By now, you’ve all seen the pictures of Heidi Montag wearing a very skimpy sparkly bikini as she plays Crack House Barbie’s glittery sister. Here is the equally scary moving footage. Self-proclaimed Swimsuit Barbie, [...]
