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Heidi Montag Sex Tape is Pre and Post-Balloons

Heidi Montag, according to TMZ, is pre and post-balloons, in the sex tape being sold by soon-to-be-ex-husband Spencer Pratt. The reality stars are currently making more of a mockery of themselves by being the centre of a sex tape scandal. It was revealed yesterday that Pratt had a phone conversation with Vivid Entertainment, of adult site Vivid.com who released the Kendra Exposed: Kendra Wilkinson sex tape and the Montana Fishburne XXX sex tape. Post the phone meeting, Vivid exec. Steven Hirsch confirmed a conversation with Pratt had taken place and they were trying to work out a deal. Today, as a follow-up, we learn that the tape shows a pre and post-surgery Balloon Boobs. So, whether you want to see Montag’s pre/post disfigurement O-face, you won’t be disappointed.

There’s a huge gallery of pictures of Heidi Montag before and after surgery, below. The images start in 2006, with no surgery; then, 2007, with minimal surgery (boob/ nose job), where she’s holding up her post-surgery Us cover;  then, 2008, at her Heidiwood fashion show; then in 2009, making an O-face; they go up to the year of the melons, 2010. The images are in date order.

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Spencer Pratt Selling Sex Tape Starring Wife

I’m going to preface this with two things; one, if this report, just released, is indicative of his behaviour, then it’s amazingly low of Spencer Pratt to be shilling a tape of his wife (from whom he’s separated and will become legally divorced Valentine’s Day next year, February 14, 2011); two, if he’s doing this just to hurt his wife, then it’s still low because the release of a sex tape starring Heidi Montag, which Pratt is trying to sell, is for no reason other than to (further) tarnish Montag’s reputation. Pratt is currently shopping an alleged sex tape that stars him and Heidi Montag. It has been revealed, and confirmed by Vivid Entertainment exec. Steven Hirsch, with whom Pratt had a phone call about selling a tape which starred Montag, ‘I just got off the phone with Spencer Pratt about a sex tape with Heidi Montag.’ Pratt reportedly asked for a meeting, and Hirsh continued that, ‘We are in early negotiations to possibly come to terms for a deal.’ Pratt has told a friend that the alleged tape ‘makes Kim Kardashian look like an amateur.’ There were reports that Montag was pi$$ed over a tell-all book Pratt was planning to write about her private life. Um, yeah, this is way worse.

No comment from Montag, as yet. It should be noted, regarding the above, she’d have to sign off, for the tape to be sold legally. Pre-separation photos, below.

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Celebrity Reactions to Dr. Frank Ryan Car Crash

Famous clients of plastic surgeon Dr. Frank Ryan have given their reactions to the news that he died, yesterday, in a car crash. Ryan is known to most on this site as the guy who inflated Heidi Montag and screwed with her face until she was unrecognisable. As reported earlier, the 50-year-old died when his jeep went off the side of the Pacific Coast Highway and crashed onto rocks below. The official cause of death, determined by the Ventura County Medical Examiner’s office at today’s autopsy, was blunt force trauma. Ryan had sustained a fatal head injury during the crash. Some of the people he worked on included Montag and Adrianne Curry, who gave the Twitter statements above. He also worked on Janice Dickinson, who spoke through a rep (in order to deliver a rather impersonal-sounding statement about the tragedy) ‘Janice is deeply, deeply anguished. She is stunned and wants the world to know what a genius [he] was.’

Heidi Montag’s Plastic Surgeon Dies in Car Crash

A famed Hollywood plastic surgeon, who most of you would have seen in promotional videos sitting alongside Heidi Montag while justifying the multiple/ egregious ways in which he’d surgically mutilated her, has died in a car accident. I remember, some of you asking me for details on this guy, when it was revealed he was the person who’d made Montag unrecognisable and inflated her way past what was entirely necessary. I didn’t/ don’t know much about him, other than he was alongside Montag in pictures from her People magazine reveal and also for a post-surgery interview. Dr. Frank Ryan, who’d also performed procedures on Gene Simmons, Vince Neil, Adrianne Curry, Janice Dickinson, and Shauna Sand, was killed yesterday at around 4:30PM. Ryan, 50, sustained massive and fatal head injuries after his 1995 Jeep Wrangler went off the side of the Pacific Coast Highway, overturned down a rocky embankment toward the ocean, and came to rest on its roof. He was trapped in the vehicle. Lifeguards tried to help, as did the The Ventura County Fire Department, but their attempts were called off/ to no avail. Paramedics pronounced him dead at the scene. People scans below.

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Heidi Montag Threatens Us With Second Album

Heidi Montag has taken to Twitter to threaten the release of new material, as though Twitter were a crossbow and her ‘music’ were the flaming arrow from Kevin Costner’s Robin Hood poster. I could, if I were more a fan of hyperbole when sober, opine that this is a threat of terroristic proportions. Never has something so deadly and vile been threatened upon such a massive populous. She could have threatened to release ricin and I would have been less freaked out.

Heidi Montag Begs for Justin Bieber’s Attention

Kim Kardashian was so distraught after seeing another woman’s breasts, outside of the confines of a sex tape or Playboy magazine, this weekend, that she took her eyes/ hands off Justin Bieber. Since the 16-year-old was a free agent for a minute, Heidi Montag took the opportunity to stalk the teen, using Twitter as her middleman. Montag doesn’t go so far as touching the sacred overgrown bowl cut… but she’s still begging someone seven years younger to pay attention.

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