Heidi Montag, according to TMZ, is pre and post-balloons, in the sex tape being sold by soon-to-be-ex-husband Spencer Pratt. The reality stars are currently making more of a mockery of themselves by being the centre of a sex tape scandal. It was revealed yesterday that Pratt had a phone conversation with Vivid Entertainment, of adult [...]
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Spencer Pratt Selling Sex Tape Starring Wife
I’m going to preface this with two things; one, if this report, just released, is indicative of his behaviour, then it’s amazingly low of Spencer Pratt to be shilling a tape of his wife (from whom he’s separated and will become legally divorced Valentine’s Day next year, February 14, 2011); two, if he’s doing this [...]
Celebrity Reactions to Dr. Frank Ryan Car Crash
Famous clients of plastic surgeon Dr. Frank Ryan have given their reactions to the news that he died, yesterday, in a car crash. Ryan is known to most on this site as the guy who inflated Heidi Montag and screwed with her face until she was unrecognisable. As reported earlier, the 50-year-old died when his [...]
Heidi Montag’s Plastic Surgeon Dies in Car Crash
A famed Hollywood plastic surgeon, who most of you would have seen in promotional videos sitting alongside Heidi Montag while justifying the multiple/ egregious ways in which he’d surgically mutilated her, has died in a car accident. I remember, some of you asking me for details on this guy, when it was revealed he was [...]
Heidi Montag Threatens Us With Second Album
Heidi Montag has taken to Twitter to threaten the release of new material, as though Twitter were a crossbow and her ‘music’ were the flaming arrow from Kevin Costner’s Robin Hood poster. I could, if I were more a fan of hyperbole when sober, opine that this is a threat of terroristic proportions. Never has [...]
Heidi Montag Begs for Justin Bieber’s Attention
Kim Kardashian was so distraught after seeing another woman’s breasts, outside of the confines of a sex tape or Playboy magazine, this weekend, that she took her eyes/ hands off Justin Bieber. Since the 16-year-old was a free agent for a minute, Heidi Montag took the opportunity to stalk the teen, using Twitter as her [...]
