Heidi Montag is rumoured to have missed sister Holly Montag’s 26th birthday, after not being given an attendance fee.

According to reports, Heidi Montag refused to attend her sister’s birthday party at Empire nightclub in Hollywood, CA, on Saturday Oct. 17, because she was not given a fee for attending. For the most part the reality star of MTV’s The Hills does not go to clubs unless she is being paid a substantial appearance fee. This time, assuming this is true, you would think she would have made an exception.

This is the night which sister-in-law Stephanie Pratt was arrested for a  DUI.

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Anderson Cooper has finally opened up and said what we were all thinking about that horrid performance of Body Language that Heidi Montag did at Miss Universe. At the pageant, Montag lip-synced, badly, through the song. A handful of her fans came out to say they liked it and to defend her. The rest of us just pointed and laughed, as that is the proper etiquette when someone is that hell-bent on making a fool out of themselves.

From about ten seconds into the clip, Cooper can be heard saying that Montag has found a new way to embarrass herself. He goes on to say that her miming was off and that he wants to know why she is wasting people’s time pretending to be a singer. He rounds off by saying he barely knows who she is and why anyone should even be listening to her. Word to your mother, yo.

Heidi Montag at Miss Universe 2009 performing Body Language can be seen here.

The annoying and oftentimes talentless reality star took to the stage in a 2000-and-late Britney Spears VMA cast-off flesh coloured top and pants, covered with crystals. The wife of Spencer Pratt appeared in order to perform her new single on NBC’s live broadcast of the 2009 Miss Universe Pageant at Atlantis on Paradise Island in the Bahamas on Sunday night.

The horror. Oh, the horror. Singing and dancing should be about rejoicing and enjoying the numbing effects of a good ditty. It should not be about swinging cats about in a bag and playing it on a loop under the guise of music. Real music should make you sway and clap your hands. It should not make you invoke the name of Our Lord in fear. Montag, when will you learn?

Video of the performance is here as is a gallery of Montag @ Miss Universe 2009.

Heidi Montag Miss Universe 2009 performance Video (Body Language)

Britney Spears wearing a better version of the above outfit @ VMAs 2000

Heidi Montag’s nude Playboy magazine spread has finally been revealed.

Montag-Pratt and her douche hubby took to the G.I. Joe red carpet to give everyone a sneak peek at the cover. Later, two images from the spread were revealed on Us Weekly.

According to Montag’s own interview with Us, she DID pose nude. However she says that the full nude images ended up on the cutting room floor, as it were, because she wanted to have more surgery before bearing all. You can check out the pictures that are an epic nudity fail under the cut; sans any actual T&A.

Heidi Montag was spotted out on her way to a yogurt shop in Malibu, California on August 11, 2009, with her husband Spencer Pratt who chatted away on his cell phone. Montag sported no make-up, rather than her usual look. I prefer most celebrities with a fresh face, but I think this girl may look far better with make-up on.

Image credit to Mike/Fame Pictures.

Heidi Montag’s Playboy cover can be seen above in a larger HQ picture than was available to me yesterday. The cover shows the 22-year-old reality star in a swimsuit, posing seductively in what looks like a shower room.

For those who are wondering, yes, it is odd that everything but her hair, face and WHITE bikini are dirtied… and yes, I too suspect that is poop she is covered in.

Image credit to ER/ Flynet Online.

Heidi Montag (Pratt) has revealed her Playboy magazine cover picture.

The 22-year-old is clad in only a bikini and she seems to be smeared in some kind of oil or grease. That may have just been a consequence of standing too close to her husband’s hair during the shoot. Can’t tell from these images.

The Heidi Montag Playboy pictures initially caused a stir because the reality star started rumours that she would be partially nude, specifically topless. It seems that at least on the cover, Montag is not topless. It barely seems worth of being a Playboy cover at all.

Montag and her slimy hubby for some reason chose to bring their porn stash with them to the premiere of G.I. Joe. These images are taken of them reading through the adult magazine while on the Hollywood red carpet of the movie.

Pictures of Heidi Montag’s Playboy cover and the couple on the red carpet.

Image credit to Juan Rico/Fame Pictures.

This is proof-positive that some famous blondes are sharing the same single brain cell.

In the last week, three stars (from left to right); Heidi Pratt, Kristin Cavallari and Heather Graham, have all been spotted out and about wearing the same dress.

Pratt wore hers yesterday (15 June) as she heading into the Waverly Inn for dinner in NYC. Cavallari wore hers to the Fashion Institute of Design & Merchandising (FIDM) in Los Angeles (9 June) and Graham wore hers to the Irish premiere of The Hangover (8 June).

The full size images of each outfit can be seen under the cut.

Which of these skanks (if any) do you think wore the dress better?

Credit: Saleem Elatab-AhmadElatab/ Splash News; Mark Doyle/ Splash News; Sharky/ Splash News.

Heidi and Spencer Pratt from I’m a Celebrity Get Me out of Here appeared on the Today Show with Al Roker.

Who in their right mind would want to interview the melon smuggler and beardo. These two people are totally, like, superhuman or something. They survived swine flu and the nastier beasties of the Costa Rican jungle. An uncaffeinated TV presenter is hardly going to phase them!

[Roker questioned] their “spirituality,” which was made evident by all of Heidi’s Jesus talk during the show. [He] asked, “You describe yourself as ‘new Christian.’ You were baptized by Stephen Baldwin. Is that part of a ploy?”

Spencer defended himself again, but clearly he was irritated by the lack of respect Roker showed them.

Heidi went from that interview to calling in to Ryan Seacrest’s radio show, telling him, “To be honest, I would never be interviewed by that man again and I really would advise women especially to be careful around him because I feel like he definitely came and attacked me and I did not appreciate that at all.” (via Hollyscoop)

Heidi & Spencer Pratt response to Al Roker Today Show interview

Heidi Montag (Pratt) posed nude for her Playboy magazine photoshoot.

A source says the nude pictures are “tasteful” and the reality star “had a lot of fun” showing people how on earth she managed to smuggle melons with such a skinny frame. When the Montag nude pictures leak on the net, which they undoubtedly will, I’ll post them for one reason only. I wanna see if the stuck on melons are self-adhesive or if she needs to hold them in place when not aided by a bra.

Image credit to Juan Rico/Fame Pictures.