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Has Heidi Montag Gained That Much Weight?

This cover, to be clear, is horses**t. But it made me giggle. This is some magazine of which I’ve never heard. Judging from the bylines of ‘Kim Tells: I’m Having A Facelift (And A Boob Job)’ and the picture of Paris Hilton in the bottom right that was stretched horizontally in MS Paint to make [...]

More Heidi Montag Plastic Surgery Scar Pictures

These images are from mid-December’s Lies&Style issue. I’ve already posted the cover, and some of the early scans from the issue showing Heidi Montag’s surgery scars. Scars she complained about, despite this not being her first round of elective cosmetic surgery. I guess people really want to see just how much Montag jacked up every [...]

More Pictures of Heidi Montag’s Surgery Scars

Yesterday, we were treated to a Lies&Style cover with Heidi Montag’s frozen attempt at sad face. The reality star, still enjoying covers awarded for narcissism, tells Lies&Style about her botched surgeries and basically blames her deceased doctor, again, for inflicting horrible cosmetic surgery scars all over her body. If you click the image to go [...]

Heidi Montag Wants Sympathy for Surgery Scars

Heidi Montag’s feigned body dysmorphia is sponsored by Life&Style magazine, as seen above. They seem to be the only ones really willing to indulge her idiocy, self-mutilation (yes, I’m still calling it that), and publishing whatever fantastical tales she comes up with each week. It appears everyone else has become wise to her and has [...]

Heidi Montag is Massaging Her Special Places

Heidi Montag isn’t really relevant this week. Especially since people have poked holes in her ridiculous sex tape story with Spencer Pratt (to whom, I gather, she’s still legally married). So, she’s having to work overtime to conjure reasons for people to keep writing about her. Writing a message on Twitter announcing that you’re taking [...]

Karissa Shannon Would Like Some Attention Too

It has already been established, by more than one source who was annoyed at paying the story any attention, that any sex tapes initially on the market of Spencer Pratt and wife Heidi Montag never existed. That isn’t to say they never recorded any. More so that the alleged tapes involved in the deal with [...]