A random naked man and his naked parts went running in the direction of Hayden Panettiere at this weekend’s MTV Europe Music Awards at the Odyssey Arena in Belfast. Panettiere was presenting the award for best song, when the unnamed man appeared out of nowhere and began an awkward seconds-long chat about her being on Heroes and how to exit [...]
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Hayden Panettiere Should Read The NY Post
Hayden Panettiere’s new boyfriend has issues outside of being turned on by an adorable blonde T-Rex with a baby face. Ignoring the dark, specific fetishes for baby dinosaur porn, it’s being reported that Scotty McKnight probably shouldn’t be around adults either. It was rumoured last week that Panettiere was dating this dude’s New York Jets [...]
Is Hayden Panettiere Dating Scotty McKnight?
Hayden Panettiere is making fools of us all. And good for her, I guess. After her split with Wladimir Klitschko, it was rumoured Panettiere dated Mark Sanchez. When asked, Sanchez clarified they were just friends hanging out in a group and that people would ‘see soon’ why they were all hanging out. Now Panettiere is [...]
Hayden Panettiere & Mark Sanchez Not Dating
Hayden Panettiere isn’t missing by inches every time she tries to make squelching sounds with New York Jets quarterback Mark Sanchez. It had been reported that Panettiere and Sanchez were spotted together, last week. That much was true, singularly, and it’s why the Proximity Rule ™ will make fools of us all. Soon after, RumorFix.com [...]
Hayden Panettiere and Wladimir Klitschko Split
Hayden Panettiere and Wladimir Klitschko ended their two year relationship. I guess that with her hips ground into the finest powder, Panettiere was no longer able to keep her man. I jest. She had several bones dislocated so the foot-and-a-half height difference would only slow her down and not cripple her for life. Panettiere, 21, [...]
Yes, Wladimir Klitschko’s Penis Fits… Thanks.
I’m going to preface what reads as a sardonic title, constructed for the purposes of being snide, with the clarification that the above is barely paraphrasing quotes from Hayden Panettiere herself. I’m barely putting words in her mouth. Nor penises. Though, judging from her quotes, below, those would fit fine too. I don’t even know [...]
