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Hayden Panettiere’s new boyfriend has issues outside of being turned on by an adorable blonde T-Rex with a baby face. Ignoring the dark, specific fetishes for baby dinosaur porn, it’s being reported that Scotty McKnight probably shouldn’t be around adults either. It was rumoured last week that Panettiere was dating this dude’s New York Jets teammate, Mark Sanchez. She was dating McKnight the whole time while giggling with glee at getting one over on the paparazzi for the better part of one whole week. In the eight days following her split from Wladmir Klitschko that it took to hook up with McKnight, the Internets did what it did best and started Googling dude to death… dun, dun, dun. An article from early May of this year has begun to circulate again, stating that McKnight basically wrote death threats for anyone old enough to shave at his high school. ‘McKnight, a former Colorado receiver and boyhood friend of Mark Sanchez, nearly got himself expelled during his senior year of high school in 2005 for penning some threatening words [in a journal] directed at his [teacher],’ wrote The NY Post, ‘One of the entries McKnight and Tesoro teammate Sam Smith wrote referred to gluing the teacher naked to a wall, cutting off her feet and killing her family while she watches… [for example] ‘I am planning on coming in your room late one night while you’re still working… I will smother you in gasoline and light your head on fire’.’ McKnight was 17 at the time and wrote the incident off as misplaced creative energy and being a stupid kid writing ‘Tarantino-style stuff.’

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Hayden Panettiere is making fools of us all. And good for her, I guess. After her split with Wladimir Klitschko, it was rumoured Panettiere dated Mark Sanchez. When asked, Sanchez clarified they were just friends hanging out in a group and that people would ‘see soon’ why they were all hanging out. Now Panettiere is reportedly dating a mutual friend; New York Jets player Scotty McKnight, with whom Sanchez has been friends since childhood. Last week, Panettiere explained the game of Musical Labia. ‘I’m a huge Jets fan and became very good friends with Mark and his buddies,’ she said of dating rumours. ‘I’ve always been that girl who has a lot of dude friends. I’m into sports so we have a lot in common.’

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Hayden Panettiere isn’t missing by inches every time she tries to make squelching sounds with New York Jets quarterback Mark Sanchez. It had been reported that Panettiere and Sanchez were spotted together, last week. That much was true, singularly, and it’s why the Proximity Rule ™ will make fools of us all. Soon after, RumorFix.com posted the first picture of Panettiere, 21, and Sanchez, 24, suggesting that the pair were on the world’s most depressing date to In-N-Out Burger in Laguna Hills, CA. In a story full of mixed messages, making sure to cover their bases, Rumor Fix reported, ‘They seemed very close and very happy.’ Later, in the same story, adding that a Panettiere source told them ‘they are just friends.’ Us Weekly added that they were spotted at a February pre-Oscar party and ‘the flirting was mutual.’ Soon after, GossipCop.com reported that there was no romantic relationship, with a Panettiere source clarifying, ‘They are not dating.’ Okay, sure. Anticipating more of the same questions when approached by TMZ.com, Sanchez made a denial. ‘No, I am not dating Hayden… I promise…’

Panettiere issued a denial too, ‘I swear I’m not dating him at all. Honestly. I’m a huge Jets fan and became very good friends with him and his buddies… There’s genuinely, absolutely nothing going on. I’ve always been that girl who has a lot of dude friends. We have a lot in common, but no, definitely 100% not dating.’

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Hayden Panettiere and Wladimir Klitschko ended their two year relationship. I guess that with her hips ground into the finest powder, Panettiere was no longer able to keep her man. I jest. She had several bones dislocated so the foot-and-a-half height difference would only slow her down and not cripple her for life.

Panettiere, 21, and Ukrainian heavyweight boxer ex-boyfriend Klitschko, 35, confirm the break-up. ‘Even though we’ve decided splitting up is best for both of us, we have an amazing amount of love and respect for each other and remain very close friends,’ confirms Panettiere. Klitschko offered his own statement, ‘We had a great time together, but it’s not that easy to manage a relationship between two continents… I have a lot of respect for Hayden as a person and as a friend, and I believe we’ll keep our friendship even after the separation.’

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