Gwyneth Paltrow’s memories of Christmas are just like your memories of Christmas… Remember when your parents bought you a GIANT mountain of presents, the help opened those presents for you lest you get a paper cut, and then the help made themselves scarce so you wouldn’t have to look at them anymore. Then, because the […]
Gwyneth Paltrow's bio
Born September 27, 1972 Gwyneth Kate Paltrow is an actress, singer, and author.
Her husband is Coldplay musician Chris Martin. They have two children together, Apple and Moses.
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Being an a**hole is something that can be passed from mother to daughter in utero. As it was between Blythe Danner and Gwyneth Paltrow. In the past, Gwyneth has dismissed any-and-all criticism as coming from overweight peasants who hate her because she is perfect (like perfectly starving herself and her kids, perfectly driving her scooter […]
Apparently, there’s a hierarchy when it comes to snobbery. Because Martha Stewart has given Gwyneth Paltrow a C+ with a note to see the teacher after class for Gwyneth’s lifestyle newsletters at GOOP.com. Because “Lifestyle” is a big enough thing that Jessica Alba, Blake Lively, and any ol’ body can do the same thing, Gwyneth […]
If there’s one thing we’ve learned about Gwyneth Paltrow by now, it’s that she’s literally willing to starve until she passes out because chewing is for poor people and it’s gauche having a servant chew for you and spit the food in your mouth. So of course… OF COURSE… she’s ‘that guy’ at the gym […]
By celebrity personal trainer Tracy Anderson’s own admission, her early sessions with Gwyneth Paltrow basically consisted of grabbing her client’s ‘problem areas’, stripping her almost naked, calling her fat, then picking up the phone and telling a bunch of other people Gwyneth is fat. And because that worked so well Gwyneth went on to starve […]
Gwyneth Paltrow, 40, previously admitted that she starved herself until she feared she might faint or have a stroke. Then admitted to putting her kids on the same diet because digesting food is something the Discovery Channel says poor people do. However, you too can achieve the kind of outer perfection GOOP.com says costs $500K […]