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Jaime Pressly peeing in public… or sitting in the street with water by her feet.

Jaime Pressly appeared to be caught peeing in public outside of a place called The Abbey. Sure they are thrilled someone urinating right outside of their front door is what most people know them for now – but you take the breaks where you can find them in this economy.

The scandal is blowing up in Pressly’s face. There was a bogus scoop on the site of that blogging dude I don’t mention often. PNasty claimed he had an exclusive of Pressly peeing in public in the street, in broad daylight, in full view of the people inside.

The photo is to the right, the video of the alleged peeing above (yes, I hate myself for posting things like this, thank you for noticing!)

Pressly took to her Twitter to deny the accusations.

“Yes….that is me doing Dare #8 at my bridal shower,” Jaime tweeted. “Things are NOT always what they seem. Notice my hand in the back –its pouring a bottle of water!!! C’mon guys! Do you think I would really pee in the entry way to the Abbey in broad DAYLIGHT!!!”

Most people are calling her a liar and saying that they saw her with their own eyes. Or saying that she was drunk and did not know what she was doing. Whatever, who hasn’t done that after drinking too much. I’m not mad at her either way… this crazy bish cracks me up.

Add Heather Mills to the growing pile of delusional celebrities who have a Shipment of Fail sized lack of grasp on how the effing Internet works. Though not as cuckoo as the Co$ claiming that they can rid the net of any “Black PR” about themselves, this is pretty out there.

Though she spent the bulk of last year annoying the heck out of the media and foisting herself in front of any and all available camera equipment, Mills says that she is not yet done trying to control the media’s perception of her. She claims that she is going to “clear the Internet” of all the rampant lies about her.

The ex-wife of Sir Paul McCartney has already taken legal action against a number of outlets after growing tired of reading “damaging” rumours about her personal life.

“I stopped reading stories about myself a number of years ago. I just thought ‘this is just a waste of time’, but recently I’ve been going through the Internet, clearing up [rumours],” Mills told WENN. “I’ve got five apologies so far from [the] British media and I’ve got many thousands to go. I plan to clear the Internet so my daughter doesn’t read all the lies when she’s 12.”

She later described her campaign as “cathartic” and thanked the public for their “amazing” support.

Yep, and shortly afterward, I shall go and try to pull down all the provocative pictures of me floating around, thanks to a web-savvy bastardo ex-BF. Once porn/ nude pics anything is out there about you, there is NO taking it back, Mills.

Image credit to Tom Meinelt-Jackson Lee/Splash.