Seen with ROOP at the Grammys, Gwyneth Paltrow is giving sex tips because you’re Valentining wrong. In a month you learned you’re pooping wrong, GOOP’s latest edict dictates how to Valentine in order not to be sent to the big unsubscribe list in the sky. The guide, that I’ll link because it’s rather long, includes hiding love notes and playing music. Then GOOP instructs you to break out the Kama Sutra Weekend Kit that fits in your clutch along with your lipstick vibe (I added the last part) and a book about ‘secret sealed envelopes’ that are really just sex MadLibs for people whose love life requires a pen and paper.
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The Grammy Awards were February 12, the day after Whitney Houston passed away while getting ready for the Clive Davis pre-Grammys party in what ended up being a long weekend of maudlin positing and conspiracy theories. Most of that’s over with until Houston’s toxicology in a month’s time. So we’re back to the matter at hand: ugly dresses on thin people. And MEH dresses on whomever else I don’t know the names of who’ll be lumped in another post. To start, since I’m bunching people together to spare you a dozen updates, here are Rihanna’s bones, Katy Perry’s breasts, Fergie’s panties, and Adele’s hair for which she won six awards (Album of the Year for 21, Record of the Year, Song of the Year, Best Pop Solo Performance, Best Pop Vocal Album, and Best Short Form Music Video).
Also at the Grammys was Taylor Swift who wore mall hair and prom sparkles. Nicki Minaj walked the red carpet dressed as… whatever in the Little Red Riding Hood f**k she’s supposed to be along with some random who’s pleased he saved last year’s Halloween costume. Six photos below from this Sunday’s awards.
- Hayden Panettiere's Hard-Looking Implants - TooFab
- I Can See Through Selena's Dress - Lainey Gossip
- Pic: Emma Watson Having Sex on Camera? - TooFab
- KIM K'S MOST SHOCKING PHOTO EVER? - Reality Tea
- Photo: Lindsay Lohan's Butt Is Bleeding!?! - TooFab
- Courtney Stodden Isn't Wearing Pants - Reality Tea
- Christina Aguilera Drastic Weight Loss Pics - TooFab
- Ireland Baldwin Twerking In A Mini Dress - DS [NSFW]
Kelly Osbourne and Paris Hilton are among the semi-relevant shrapnel who don’t get their own post, since this is the night for Adele to cautiously under-sing Rollin’ in The Deep while not ‘snotting’ all over herself and nothing more.
Eight photos below include Osbourne, Hilton, Kate Beckinsale and Amber Rose.
Here’s Kim Kardashian’s cleavage at the Clive Davis pre-Grammy gala that wasn’t attended by Davis since he was at home mourning the loss of Whitney Houston. You’d be forgiven for giving Kardashian’s corseted boob show a pass with the short notice on which people were notified of the death in relation to the start of the event (Houston was in the bath getting ready to sing at the same event in the same hotel when she possibly drowned according to TMZ.com). Except Kardashian knew Houston died because she tweeted a reaction, which means instead of opting for black like everyone else including Britney Spears, Diana Ross, Ciara, and Kathy Griffin, Kardashian stuck with bedazzled blue.
Here’s Britney Spears wearing her silkiest weave and most supportive bra for the Clive Davis pre-Grammys gala it was too late to cancel despite Whitney Houston being scheduled to sing and dying in the same location only hours beforehand as she got ready for her performance. Four photos of Spears on the red carpet for the first time since she became engaged to Jason Trawick in early December.