I am aware that as I am writing/ publishing this, legions of mothers around the world are getting their Weapons Grade Ghetto on and kicking some serious ass. So, as I inform you that Gisele Bundchen seems to be showing off about only gaining 30-pounds of baby-related weight, finding it super easy to shake it off afterward, I would like to publicly denounce any rioting. I also take no blame for any murders that take place in my name. That said, I’m child-free, and I feel like I need to jump up and high kick this chick in her (perfect) face, for the things she says about her experiences of being pregnant. Could her birth have been anymore annoyingly perfect? She is the star of Vogue’s cover, photo shoot, behind-the-scenes video, and enormously long interview; all are below.
Bundchen opens up about gaining so little baby weight, staying in shape during her pregnancy, birth, where her son was born, and going back to work.










