I am aware that as I am writing/ publishing this, legions of mothers around the world are getting their Weapons Grade Ghetto on and kicking some serious ass. So, as I inform you that Gisele Bundchen seems to be showing off about only gaining 30-pounds of baby-related weight, finding it super easy to shake it off afterward, I would like to publicly denounce any rioting. I also take no blame for any murders that take place in my name. That said, I’m child-free, and I feel like I need to jump up and high kick this chick in her (perfect) face, for the things she says about her experiences of being pregnant. Could her birth have been anymore annoyingly perfect? She is the star of Vogue’s cover, photo shoot, behind-the-scenes video, and enormously long interview; all are below.
Bundchen opens up about gaining so little baby weight, staying in shape during her pregnancy, birth, where her son was born, and going back to work.
Gisele Bundchen worked a lot of people’s nerves after she gave birth to her son, Benjamin Brady. She wouldn’t shut up about how childbirth didn’t hurt/ how she birthed an angel etc. etc.. I thought perhaps as she gave birth she was dazzled by the reflection off all the glitter… but it seems not. She may or may not have felt something the size of a small bowling ball force its way out of her cooch. I don’t even have the strength to argue that. However, there is one thing on which her and I agree. She did give birth to a little angel. Baby Benjamin Brady is as sweet as pie, and I’m not just saying that because I’m the crazy-baby-lady.
Below is the first sneaked picture of new mother Bundchen and her little boy…
Before the arrival of Gisele Bundchen’s baby son, Benjamin, I joked that she would give birth to a ray of light with great cheekbones and a winning smile.
Seems that my drunken tomfoolery has come good. Once again. Bundchen herself confirms that her baby son is a little angel. I’m going to wilfully and blithely ignore all logic, and come to the conclusion that she means that literally. As well as mentioning her little angel, the supermodel also mentions that being a mother is a magical experience. Magical like mushrooms, duuuuuude. Where was I? Oh yeah, Bundchen shares some lovey-dovey experiences about motherhood and gives more detail than any stranger needs about her breastfeeding regime.
“In these first months, the baby breast-feeds twice in two hours or three times in three hours. It is really tiring, but it’s such a special moment that I am enjoying to the maximum,” the supermodel, 29, says in a new interview with Brazil’s Folha de Sao Paulo newspaper. “I have dedicated my days completely to him.” Bündchen, who calls her newborn son “a little angel,” says she’s been changed by becoming a parent. “To be a mother is a magical experience. The whole body is transformed by this,” she says. “It really is the miracle of life. I am really happy!” [People magazine]
Image credit to Flynet Pictures. Story & info. People magazine.
Gisele Bundchen and Tom Brady finally named their baby boy. After a week-and-a-half with no name they decided on Benjamin. The poor little thing had to cope with being labelled as Gisele and Tom’s fantastically good looking baby with oddly high cheek bones. No baby should have to put up with that.
The couple stalled after Bundchen changed her mind about what to call the baby; six months after she and her husband picked the name out. One wonders what the other name was if they settled on something so delightfully normal as Benjamin Brady. All the supermodel shared when writing a holiday message on her website was the first name. No middle name, or official birth date/ weight.
Image Brian Flannery/Flynet. Story Celebrity Babies, Gisele’s Site, Pop Eater.
Gisele Bundchen and Tom Brady’s newborn baby son still has no name.
Bundchen gave birth last week though neither rep confirmed the baby’s birth, nor his name, nor his birth weight. The only way we knew for sure their baby had come into the world was that Brady blabbed at a press conference, Wednesday.
The New England Patriots quarterback spoke with WEEI Sports Radio Monday December 14, 2009. He said they had a name picked out for six months, but his supermodel wife backed out of their choice two days before their son was born.
Image credit to Fame Pictures. Story & info. Pop Crunch, Trans World News.
Gisele Bundchen and Tom Brady are the proud parents of a baby boy.
The tot with unfathomably good genes popped into the world (although their slacker spokesho has yet to confirm the birth details). Usually we get a baby name, weight, and whether or not the child had its first poop yet. As secretive as this couple have been, the kid is going to be in college before we get any of those details. For now all we need to know is the baby is better looking than all of us put together, and will soon be linked to older babies such as Suri Cruise.
Brady announced the birth at a press conference, adding that both mother and son were in good health. The couple are yet to pick out a name. He added that his son’s birth will not affect his availability for Sunday’s game against the Carolina Panthers, because with the focus so heavily on something that just came out of his wife’s vagina it was imperative he brought focus back to sports.
Bundchen removed her blindfold in the delivery room and got the surprise about her child’s gender at same time we all did. Brady was the one of the two who chose to find out the baby was going to be a boy. Congrats to the couple and their new baby, assuming Bundchen ever acknowledges she has one.
Image credit to Fame Pictures. Story & info. People, Us Weekly, USA Today.