Before I begin to write, please join me in a collective SIGH… *sigh*.
The opportunity for the FUGLIEST FUG-OFF that I have seen so far is TOO GOOD to miss!!! (note – I am so excited about the opportunity to spit venom about the orgasmic levels of FUG in these outfits, that I plan to use my remaining ’08 CAPS and !!!!!!! mark quota, in one fell swoop, so BE WARNED!!!!)
ZOMG!
Check out the image above, to see Madonna and Mischa Barton in similar green, grassy-style dresses. Each wears the outfit with a belted detail and bangle accessory.
Mischa is wearing the dress, as she seems to think that grass is the new black and that it will go some way to hiding her cellulite (mmm… cottage cheese!). Madonna is trying her best to imitate a cougar (now that she is single), by wearing what the hip kids are wearing/ showing as much flesh as possible. Either that, or she is taking Tofu Paltrow’s vegan, macrobiotic diet too far and she is wearing wheat-grass as a snack/ drink, to curb her appetite.
I would like for you all to prepare yourselves steadfastly and to vote on the poll below, with the same seriousness of demeanour and fortitude of mind, as the US elections. Furrow your brows, massage your throbbing temples and stretch a little. Itch that itchy trigger-finger and click that mouse with vigour, as I ask…
WHO WORE THE GREEN, GRASS STYLE BETTER?
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