Given that she’s not a real person but a 4foot 9inch little bundle of fake nails, congealed tanner, and hairspray, gone sentient, it’s no surprise that someone decided to give Jersey Shore’s Snooki, real name Nicole Polizzi, a makeover.
I wasn’t going to post these, as I wrote about Snooki’s ass yesterday (literally). There’s only so [...]
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Snooki’s Makeover On Inside Edition: Pictures
Hayden Panettiere’s Red Hair: Before & After
Hayden Panettiere has finally washed and brushed her locks, and as such looks miles better than the first time we saw her with her new red hair. The young actress looks a whole lot better with a warm reddish brown colour, rather than the slightly brassy blonde that washed out her skin. Which do you [...]
Guess Who Compared Beyonce & Tila Tequila…
Part-time assclowns TMZ posted the above Beyonce Knowles and Tila Tequila picture, side-by-side. At first I was all like BISH WHUT? But then I LOLd. On the left is Knowles as she attends the Hope for Haiti telethon; on the right is Tila Tequila facing the harsh light of reality after climbing out from under [...]
Jersey Shore Snooki’s Kim Kardashian Makeover
Snooki from Jersey Shore was given an underwhelming makeover by the bored people at Life & Style. The reality TV star is trying to stay in the limelight, a fact she revealed when begging for her own show. I gotta say, the orange gremlin doesn’t look so bad, but she should have had a makeover [...]
Fug-Off: LeAnn Rimes Versus Shanna Moakler
The lack of any holiday decorations to speak of, in my home, means that my eyes twinkle with excitement at the slightest hint of sparkle. These two skanks have more silver shimmer going on in these outfits than I can handle. LeAnn Rimes wore her Julia Clancey dress for the 2008 CMT awards. Shanna Moakler [...]
Fug-Off: LeAnn Rimes vs. Stephanie Pratt
This latest of fashion fug-offs is slightly less so about the dress, than the trashy hot mess wearing it. The deliciously c-nty country singer/ husband-stealer/ skinny-mini LeAnn Rimes, and drunk-driver/ DUI-haver/ reality persona Stephanie Pratt wore the same Julia Clancey.
LeAnn Rimes wore her silver Julia Clancey dress to the C-nty Music Awards. She wore her [...]
