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Hayden Panettiere Short Hair: Before and After

Apr 23rd, 2010
by Amy Grindhouse.
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Hayden Panettiere isn’t just a tiny cute little pixie, she’s now a tiny cute little pixie with a blunt pixie cut… yeah, that’s much better. Panettiere recently shared that she’s sick of her cutesy image. She dyed her hair a fiery red colour in January, before boring of the change and dying it back again. She has now cropped off almost all of her formerly shoulder-length hair and has something of a quiff and sideburns. Overall, I think she did herself a favour. She’s a pretty girl, but she did look like a pretty 10-year-old girl. The T-rex arms didn’t help that. With this new, shorter and drastically different hairdo she looks like the 20-year-old grown woman that she is; a 20-year-old woman who probably cut her own hair. Much better. This’ll be a hit and miss style for you guys, I’m guessing.

Do you like Hayden Panettiere’s short hair? You can vote in the poll or comment.


Pics show Hayden Panettiere’s crop, as she debuted it at the Global Home Tree Earth Day reception hosted by James Cameron at the Nokia Theatre, this week.

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Jennifer Love Hewitt Short Hair: Before & After

Mar 23rd, 2010
by Amy Grindhouse.
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Jennifer Love Hewitt is dealing with her break-up like a character out of a 1980s rom-com. The actress split with Jamie Kennedy, and we can assume that she sits at home feeding her cats/ lounging around in her PJs/ eating ice cream straight out of the tub. Following these delightful cliches she has also cut off a good chunk of her hair. For you two straight guys, who are only on this post to try to get a look at her boobs, cutting hair after a break-up is to girls what banging a hooker after a break-up is to guys. It’s just the done thing, representing new beginnings and such. It also usually makes you look better. But I think Hewitt now looks like a depressed, divorced, mother of 12. What do you think? Check out the picture and vote. Old hair is on the right and new shorter hair on the left.


Snooki’s Makeover On Inside Edition: Pictures

Feb 3rd, 2010
by Amy Grindhouse.
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Given that she’s not a real person but a 4foot 9inch little bundle of fake nails, congealed tanner, and hairspray, gone sentient, it’s no surprise that someone decided to give Jersey Shore’s Snooki, real name Nicole Polizzi, a makeover.

I wasn’t going to post these, as I wrote about Snooki’s ass yesterday (literally). There’s only so much poof I can handle per day. For health reasons I’m limiting myself to one poof, or poof-substitute, every 48-hours. But these pictures needed to be shared as the clowns at Inside Edition who made over Snooki did so with their eyes closed, with the vaguely evil intention of making her look like a 12-year-old who’d dressed in her Librarian-sister’s clothes. Snooki had been de-poofed, scrubbed until most of the fake tan came off, and then put in her momma’s best dancin’ shoes. Inside Edition will reveal their underwhelming make-under, in full, on Thursday night’s episode. Rather than make Snooki look as adorable as I’m sure they could… yep… she totally looks like an 80s librarian, sportin’ the cheapest shoes and fanciest dresses that Gap Kids has to offer.

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Hayden Panettiere’s Red Hair: Before & After

Jan 27th, 2010
by Amy Grindhouse.
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Hayden Panettiere has finally washed and brushed her locks, and as such looks miles better than the first time we saw her with her new red hair. The young actress looks a whole lot better with a warm reddish brown colour, rather than the slightly brassy blonde that washed out her skin. Which do you prefer, her with her old blonde look or in this new photo of her red hair taken Tuesday in NY.

Guess Who Compared Beyonce & Tila Tequila…

Jan 27th, 2010
by Amy Grindhouse.
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Part-time assclowns TMZ posted the above Beyonce Knowles and Tila Tequila picture, side-by-side. At first I was all like BISH WHUT? But then I LOLd. On the left is Knowles as she attends the Hope for Haiti telethon; on the right is Tila Tequila facing the harsh light of reality after climbing out from under her rock.

Not that this question needs asking, but which woman rocks the look better?

Jersey Shore Snooki’s Kim Kardashian Makeover

Dec 30th, 2009
by Amy Grindhouse.
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Snooki from Jersey Shore was given an underwhelming makeover by the bored people at Life & Style. The reality TV star is trying to stay in the limelight, a fact she revealed when begging for her own show. I gotta say, the orange gremlin doesn’t look so bad, but she should have had a makeover that matches her personal style. She’s looking a little like a polished turd in these photos and not just because she spent the last few weeks swimming in fake bake.

Kim Kardashian shared the image of Snooki on her blog. Which girl rocks it?

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