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GOOP Namedrops BOOP In Harper’s Bazaar

Feb 1st, 2012
by Amy Grindhouse.
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Gwyneth Paltrow covers Harper’s Bazaar March 2012 in a shoot that was, obviously, taken on an Instamatic in Uncle Terry’s basement. It’s the shadows. And the fear in her eyes. Dead giveaway. I should probably, habitually, hate everything about the cover. But MEH. I like the hair, make-up, and I’m won over by the fit of the shiny trash bag jumpsuit. Top is the newsstand cover. Below, on the subs cover, you only get to see the side of her head. There’s a photo shoot below along with another interview in which GOOP namedrops her bestie, BOOP. Also below, again, she condones cheating as perfectly okay, as she did last year.

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Kristen Stewart Photo Shoot For Vanity Fair

Jan 31st, 2012
by Amy Grindhouse.
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Kristen Stewart did this in the company of Karl Lagerfeld on what’s widely-reported to be a Vanity Fair photo shoot, taking place in Paris, France. Because that’s how one rolls, when labouring emo to the point of derp. There are multiple photos of Stewart made-up with hair and make-up, before, during and around town in between set-ups. On this shoot, she wore ‘a Christian Dior couture dress straight off the recent Spring 2012 runway.’ One of my photo agencies labelled these photos ‘Kristen Stewart Flips The Bird,’ another set of photos is called ‘Kristen Stewart Looks Unhappy In Paris,’ because she does. How horrid to be covering Vanity Fair, probably as promotion for Snow White & The Huntsman. How AWFUL. Here’s annoying, gauche, ungrateful Stewart deigning pose, with Lagerfeld on hand, for the Mario Testino photo shoot that started yesterday. Sidenote: last year, Vanity Fair bemoaned Stewart’s ‘affected emo schtick.’

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WOOK WOOK’S VISION IS BASED ON MOVEMENT

Jan 31st, 2012
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Holding awkward poses because Wook Wook’s vision is based on movement, here are the Kardashian sisters topless for some shill campaign. You’ll be thrilled to learn that as soon as Kourtney Kardashain gets that crick in her neck, she’ll be eaten alive. As will UrinalCakes Kardashian, once she unsmooshes her boob.

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Reese Witherspoon This Means War Premiere

Jan 31st, 2012
by Amy Grindhouse.
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Reese Witherspoon wore a shiny trash bag to the UK premiere of This Means War. People are fixated with the bangs and are ignoring the trash bag. But, honestly, I’m so horrified by the 50% sparkles (the sparkles stop half way around) I’ll give the bangs a pass. 10 photos include her co-stars and Bridget Moynahan.

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Screen Actors Guild Awards Red Carpet Photos

Jan 30th, 2012
by Amy Grindhouse.
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Several other people also opted to wear ‘That’ll do’ black shiny trash bags, so here are the remaining red carpet attendees of the 18th annual Screen Actor’s Guild Awards. The notable people included the try-hards, the Glee girls and the assorted shrapnel that had no real reason to be there (Lea Michele, Ashlee Simpson, Kelly Osbourne etc.). 15 photos include: George Clooney and Stacy Keibler; Michelle Williams, whose dress looks cheap; Dianna Agron, also cheap; Emma Stone, in a trash bag prom dress with boob warts; Sofia Vergara, boobs; Kelly Osbourne, who’s almost going blonde; Heather Morris, thank you, but no; Lea Michele, less leg please; Ashlee Simpson and boyfriend Vincent Piazza, oh; Amber Heard, is this a theme? The Emo Diced Trash Bag Awards.

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Photos: Brad Pitt & Angelina Jolie SAG Awards

Jan 30th, 2012
by Amy Grindhouse.
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Upgrading from ‘That’ll do’ black to ‘OH, Shiny,’ here are Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt at the 18th Annual Screen Actors Guild Awards held at The Shrine Auditorium in Los Angeles, CA January 29. I think I prefer the ‘Meh’ black, since Jolie’s shiny black kind of looks like a nicely tailored trash bag. 15 photos.

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