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Blake Lively’s WTF At New York Fashion Week

And here’s Blake Lively at New York Fashion Week in an outfit I’m summarily dismissing because BOOBIES. More specifically, I’m pretty sure she has an agreement with the devil that contractually-requires her to show her rack to keep her part on Gossip Girl. I know nothing about fashion, but I know what I like. And I’m WTF-ing at this outfit. WTF is with those stockings? Did she break her legs? Is she covering a cast under there? Is it THAT cold in NYC right now? WTF is with that coat? Naked under there? WTF is with that ring? Claire’s Accessories?

15 photos at the Noon By Noor presentation during New York Fashion Week.

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Taylor Momsen At New York Fashion Week

Here’s Taylor Momsen at New York Fashion Week after realising the pantless Hamburglar shtick became tired when she turned 18. Wearing the same charcoal make-up as always, and a dress that looked borrowed, a much-improved Momsen attended the Marchesa show at NYFW in New York City, NY on February 16.

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Megan Fox’s Poreless Real Doll Face For Armani

Here’s a TOO CLOSE close-up of Megan Fox’s porcelain face and Real Doll features in an Armani campaign for which the tagline should be ‘No More Pores.’

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Adele Is Over Whining About Her Ex-Boyfriend

In news that will assuage the concerns of anyone who feared she would wander into Alanis Morissette/ Taylor Swift territory, Adele tells both Vogue and Anderson Cooper that she’s done writing about the unnamed ex-boyfriend who inspired her six Grammy-winning 21 album. Which is great because sweeping the boards on a ratings high makes dollar signs start going off in record execs eyes and she could have been forced to boilerplate albums the rest of her natural life or until her throat gave out for good. Interviews, photo shoot, and videos below.

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Grammys: Rihanna, Adele, Fergie, Katy Perry

The Grammy Awards were February 12, the day after Whitney Houston passed away while getting ready for the Clive Davis pre-Grammys party in what ended up being a long weekend of maudlin positing and conspiracy theories. Most of that’s over with until Houston’s toxicology in a month’s time. So we’re back to the matter at hand: ugly dresses on thin people. And MEH dresses on whomever else I don’t know the names of who’ll be lumped in another post. To start, since I’m bunching people together to spare you a dozen updates, here are Rihanna’s bones, Katy Perry’s breasts, Fergie’s panties, and Adele’s hair for which she won six awards (Album of the Year for 21, Record of the Year, Song of the Year, Best Pop Solo Performance, Best Pop Vocal Album, and Best Short Form Music Video).

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Grammys: Nicki Minaj & A ‘Pope,’ Taylor Swift

Also at the Grammys was Taylor Swift who wore mall hair and prom sparkles. Nicki Minaj walked the red carpet dressed as… whatever in the Little Red Riding Hood f**k she’s supposed to be along with some random who’s pleased he saved last year’s Halloween costume. Six photos below from this Sunday’s awards.

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