Ashley Greene, star and the next Angelina Jolie in her own mind, covers Flare December 2011 since my prayers to Harold Camping have gone unheeded. This is more flattering than Greene’s BlackBook cover, the shoot for which makes her look 5-10 pounds heavier than she really is. This is a passably-pretty cover. With Greene wearing an [...]
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Christina Aguilera Should Wear Actual Pants
Christina Aguilera has been wearing leggings, and pantyhose disguised as leggings, the past few weeks. Her butt ate the pair of leggings she wore to Pumpkin Patch with her 2.0 family this weekend, so she’s down a pair. In lieu of jeggings or something else more modest, Aguilera wore a short shorts and hose combo [...]
Kim Kardashian Allegedly Stole Several Designs
In the spirit of basing your entire career on how well you take a gallon of urine to the face, Kim Kardashian probably pretended to have design influence on her jewellery line. Because, as the accuser puts it, either she’s simple and untalented or her minions stole for her. Kardashian… I know, I know… has [...]
Emma Watson Covers Elle UK November 2011
Emma Watson covers Elle UK November 2011. Can we talk about these covers? I added both, just to avoid confusion. The above is, clearly, the newsstand cover; a preview of it leaked to Twitter this weekend and it’s all about Watson’s FACE, FACE, SRS BSNS FACE, her amputated leg and her crotch as she’s sitting. [...]
Megan Fox Armani Christmas Collection Adverts
Megan Fox’s Botox Face of DOOM ™ hasn’t been replaced, yet, for Armani’s make-up campaign. Her breasts were replaced by Rihanna’s breasts for the Armani women’s underwear campaign. But the BFOD is safe, for now. These are the Christmas adverts for Armani for women who want their over-priced make-up to turn them into Asian Real [...]
Lindsay Lohan Made $500,000 Modelling In Milan
Lindsay Lohan made exactly one-year’s coke money modelling for German designer Philipp Plein, sight-unseen and less than 24 hours after meeting him. It’s good to know that booze/ weed/ coke money is only ever 72 hours and a pity HJ to a gay designer away. I give away pity HJs all the time, because I’m [...]
