POW, right in the kisser. Here’s Mila Kunis in her new campaign for Dior that’s altogether too brooding and uneventful for my liking. There’s something bizarre going on with the lighting in each picture and the overall composition is rather odd. Her face is warped somewhere between the poor choice of camera angle and the [...]
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Kendall & Kylie Jenner Land Jewellery Line
Since there are only so many times Kim Kardashian can buy her own tape, pimp momager put plan ‘Oh, I’ve run out of chirrens’ into action. It was reported recently that Kendall Jenner, 16, and Kylie Jenner, 14, landed their own spin-off reality show (in all fairness, that’s not so annoying since no one’s urinated [...]
Photos Of JWoww Perfect Tan Bikini Collection
JWoww is a bikini designer for the same reason Snooki is a best-selling author. Because, MONIES. And now JWoww has her own line of bikinis that will scare away tan lines using breast magic and double-stick material. She’s partnering with a company and probably doing little more than licensing her name and image for a [...]
Kardashians Play Dumb In Sweatshop Scandal
There’s a lot to this, but I’m Cliffs Noting it since I’d need about six posts to go into more detail, and detached retinas from a urinal cake to the eye is hardly in the Holiday spirit. Okay, so this week’s Star cover alleges the Kardashians use Chinese slave labour in the manufacture of their cheap, probably [...]
Kardashian Klothes Made Using Slave Labour?
THANK YOU, reader Danielle for posting a tip about this on my FB, much obliged. It’s being reported in the new issue of Star, I know… I know… that the Kardashians are using foreign slave labour in the manufacture of their Kardashian Kollection. The report is being parroted in sister outlet RadarOnline.com, who report: ‘The [...]
Aliana Lohan Denies Having Plastic Surgery
A few weeks ago, everyone lost their s**t because Aliana Lohan’s cheekbones appeared to be eating through her face. I can understand why you were alarmed. However, it’s just boneitis. In which case it’ll be years before it kills her. Which is plenty of time for the world’s second-foremost pimp momager to earn money [...]
