The People’s Choice Awards For Grown Folks took place last night and the red carpet was semi well-attended by the likes of Brad Pitt and George Clooney. This is a blithe, broad-sweeping round-up of photos from the Critics’ Choice Awards 2012 which was embarrassingly window-free compared to the chirrens’ awards. Photos include Pitt, continuing the Pimp Cane [...]
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Miley Cyrus, Vanessa Hudgens, Demi Lovato PCA
After looking through the photos earlier and seeing nothing but the basic randoms who turned up early for the awards, I’ve found some non-s**t photos from the People’s Choice Awards that I’m belatedly posting because the power of breasts compels me. Basically, everyone looked MEH or flat FUG on the night. The winners picked included [...]
Jessica Alba Looks Tiny In Leather Valentino
Jessica Alba lost all three-pounds gained during her second pregnancy by starving herself thin in a diet regime she readily-admitted in Lucky. She told the magazine: ‘I wear a girdle around my tummy from the moment I give birth until it doesn’t feel loosely goosey anymore… I have a hard time with portion control, so [...]
Lindsay Lohan To Star In Budget Lifetime Movie
For some reason, people are all in a lather today about Deadline.com’s reporting of Lindsay Lohan being in talks to play Elizabeth Taylor in a Lifetime movie. She’s only in talks for one. She rarely gets out of that phase before being ditched for someone else or being demoted to a smaller part (see every [...]
Katie Holmes Isn’t Topless For ‘Topless’ Photos
Here’s Katie Holmes in some random jewellery campaign about which I do not care except for its marking of Holmes’ passage into the uncanny valley. Holmes, now iPad 2-compatible, stars in these new adverts for which I glean she’s being promoted as ‘topless’ for the shot of her bikini with the straps slipped down. Because bikinis [...]
Kim Kardashian Should Probably Stop Using Gold
Kim Kardashian is the queen of subliminal messages. Lest we forget she survived waterboarding, she’s taken to making every advert gold. An advert from September showed the 31-year-old literally standing in a golden shower in a gold dress. Here is her latest scent advert. In it, Kardashian is comparing herself to Elizabeth Taylor again: ‘channeling [sic] ElizabethTay [...]
