Scarlett Johansson attended the 83rd annual Academy Awards February 27. I just noted, in the post about Anne Hathaway, that the night’s look was boob-hiding crew necks. That was pretty much the night’s signature, excluding notable exceptions such as Hathaway, Mila Kunis and Jennifer Hudson. However, the crew’s were mostly lace. As with this one-of-a-kind Dolce & Gabbana dress (teamed with Christian Louboutin shoes). There was some boob action. Don’t be disheartened. It wouldn’t be an hours-long fap without the fap aid/ boob. Johansson is Jared Leto now; trying to hide her hotness beneath questionable hair. It’s not working. She’s going to have to further bust her hair before she’s no longer hot. The 26-year-old bought CAA talent agent, Joe Machota, has her ‘date.’ But spent some time on the red carpet with The Town’s Jeremy Renner, 40, sparking the night’s first lazy ‘OMG FAMOUS PEOPLE BBM SECKS‘ rumours.
