Here’s Lea Michele pointing her toes and her bones for Candie’s. This is the campaign of which news leaked weeks ago. Honestly, it’s exactly as expected. It’s MEH with a side of try-hard. And she’s in the same pose in every photo.
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Jessica Alba… WEAR ALL THE COLOURS
Here’s Jessica Alba at ABC Studios in New York City for an appearance on Live With Kelly, January 17 in what I can only assume is a confessional that she’s declared simultaneous wars on taste and colour. My only area of expertise is candy, so I don’t really know enough about fashion to criticise this outfit [...]
SOMEONE GIVE AMBER HEARD ALL THE AWARDS
Amber Heard did not attend the Golden Globes because the power of breasts compels me to write obvious puns even though she’s at a completely different event. Here’s Heard’s porn face on the red carpet of the Art of Elysium’s 5th Annual Heaven Gala, held at Historic Union Station in Los Angeles, California.
Golden Globes: Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt & More
I only covered the people I cared about in this post, since there was too much MEH and shrapnel for one person to comfortably wade through in one night. So, I’m adding the night’s photos with my usual blithe commentary about the best and worst dressed. In this case, the night was sponsored by Brad [...]
Don’t Look At Miranda Kerr’s Tummy Window
Miranda Kerr is breaking the modelling Hippocratic Oath to not use one’s breasts for evil. Here’s Kerr on the red carpet of G’DAY USA Australia Week Black Tie Gala held at the Hollywood & Highland Complex in Los Angeles, CA using the rare tummy window to distract from the flailing economy and election year. Honestly, she’s doing [...]
Lea Michele Will Be The New Face Of Candie’s
I guess fame-whoring and an exposed clavicle are great ways to keep the light bill paid. Lea Michele is doing better than the rest of the Glee girls; publicity-wise, that is. She gets the covers, she’s on the red carpets like at Wednesday’s PCAs, she gets the roles in movies like New Year’s Eve for [...]
