Gwyneth Paltrow covers Harper’s Bazaar March 2012 in a shoot that was, obviously, taken on an Instamatic in Uncle Terry’s basement. It’s the shadows. And the fear in her eyes. Dead giveaway. I should probably, habitually, hate everything about the cover. But MEH. I like the hair, make-up, and I’m won over by the fit of the [...]
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Kristen Stewart Photo Shoot For Vanity Fair
Kristen Stewart did this in the company of Karl Lagerfeld on what’s widely-reported to be a Vanity Fair photo shoot, taking place in Paris, France. Because that’s how one rolls, when labouring emo to the point of derp. There are multiple photos of Stewart made-up with hair and make-up, before, during and around town in between [...]
WOOK WOOK’S VISION IS BASED ON MOVEMENT
Holding awkward poses because Wook Wook’s vision is based on movement, here are the Kardashian sisters topless for some shill campaign. You’ll be thrilled to learn that as soon as Kourtney Kardashain gets that crick in her neck, she’ll be eaten alive. As will UrinalCakes Kardashian, once she unsmooshes her boob.
Reese Witherspoon This Means War Premiere
Reese Witherspoon wore a shiny trash bag to the UK premiere of This Means War. People are fixated with the bangs and are ignoring the trash bag. But, honestly, I’m so horrified by the 50% sparkles (the sparkles stop half way around) I’ll give the bangs a pass. 10 photos include her co-stars and Bridget Moynahan.
Screen Actors Guild Awards Red Carpet Photos
Several other people also opted to wear ‘That’ll do’ black shiny trash bags, so here are the remaining red carpet attendees of the 18th annual Screen Actor’s Guild Awards. The notable people included the try-hards, the Glee girls and the assorted shrapnel that had no real reason to be there (Lea Michele, Ashlee Simpson, Kelly [...]
Photos: Brad Pitt & Angelina Jolie SAG Awards
Upgrading from ‘That’ll do’ black to ‘OH, Shiny,’ here are Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt at the 18th Annual Screen Actors Guild Awards held at The Shrine Auditorium in Los Angeles, CA January 29. I think I prefer the ‘Meh’ black, since Jolie’s shiny black kind of looks like a nicely tailored trash bag. 15 [...]
