Amber Portwood of MTV’s car crash Teen Mom has a giant tattoo of her daughter, Leah Shirley; appearing to take up the entire left side of Portwood’s torso, the tattoo shows her two-year-old daughter surrounded by deranged looking flowers (that are plotting their escapes). Portwood only recently got back her daughter, after the girl became [...]
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Joe Jonas Knives on Plane Out of Abu Dhabi
Joe Jonas almost took knives onto a flight out of Abu Dhabi. Jonas had knives, bought for cooking as the 21-year-old is something of an avid cook, preparing to board a flight from the Middle East to New York and didn’t get arrested nor reprimanded in any serious way from what I can find. Jonas [...]
Where Did Shakira’s Butt Go? I Need Answers!
Shakira used to have an ass, right? I’m pretty sure. She had something down there. It jiggled when she danced and stuck out more than that thing. Maybe she had a bunch of little throw cushions stuffed down the back of her pants. Yeah, those b**tard throw cushions are behind this. Oh, it might have [...]
Renee Zellweger Has a TERRIFYING Camel Toe
True story: I was actually going to call this post ‘So, Renee Zellweger Is Hung Like Khloe Kardashian’, until I remembered that children who libel don’t get presents from Santa Claus. Nor fattening holiday chocolates. So, Zellweger probably doesn’t have a penis down there. I don’t think all women have those (it has been brought [...]
50 Cent and Keenan Cahill Cover Down On Me
50 Cent has teamed up with a young boy, in the boy’s bedroom, to perform a track called Down On Me. Oddly, I’m pretty sure that I’m the only one who sees anything weird about this. The rapper, who recently posed on Twitter with $500,000 cash, can be seen in the video below. From about [...]
Hulk Hogan Flashes His Leathery Old Man Junk
Hulk Hogan flashes @ 1:10 playing Def Jam Rapstar w/ his daughter & girlfriend. In something I gather comprises at least part of a commercial for Def Jam Rapstar, which I’m NEVER buying, Hulk Hogan flashes his junk. His old, gristly man-junk. Got that nice visual stuck in your head now? Good. The video, which [...]
