Gwyneth Paltrow is better than you. Her children with Chris Martin are better than your pauper children (who I totally typoed at first as ‘pooper’ children). And her GOOPY lifestyle is better than your life on the breadline, peasant. Paltrow has, apparently, not that I’ve subscribed, released the lastest issue of her newsletter, GOOP; something [...]
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Kim Kardashian’s Butt Didn’t Fit Grammys Dress
Kim Kardashian’s butt didn’t fit into her chosen dress for the Grammys. The 30-year-old reality star was seen walking the red carpet wearing the same plunging neck that everyone’s sporting again (think Jennifer Lopez at the 2000 Grammy Awards walking the red carpet with Diddy). I’m actually not making fun of Kardashian, for once. She [...]
Rihanna Grammys Red Carpet Dress Pictures
I’m loathe to give Rihanna her own post regarding the 2011 Grammy Awards because she’s spent as much of 2010/11 getting on my nerves and cursing out bloggers as she has doing awesome things like calling her fans ‘c**ts’ on Twitter. I’m torn. I’m pretty sure I don’t like her. But I’m not quite hating [...]
Channing Tatum Reminds Us About His Stripping
Channing Tatum, who used to resemble, according to one commenter on ONTD, a ‘hairless penis’, is talking about his stripper days. I don’t know why. This was old news from August 2009. I mean SO long ago, I’d forgotten about it. People were talking about his stripper days, his stripper name of Chan Crawford, and [...]
Paula Abdul Has Never Been Drunk in Her Life…
Without a hint of sardony, my realisation upon writing this post was that I don’t have a ‘Glitter and Lies’, or, ‘O RLY?’ tag. The quotes Abdul gave as she promoted her new dance-based CBS show were some of the funniest I’ve read. Ever. ‘I am intelligent,’ Abdul told Julie Chen of CBS News’ Sunday [...]
Anna Faris Accidentally Sent Sext to Her Father
Anna Faris is a rubbish sexter. Seriously, she gives us professionals a bad name. You wouldn’t think typing ‘BOOBS’ on your cell’s calculator, and attempting to send that to your whole address book, realising that was both not sexting and missing the point, would be a breeze. A BREEZE. But, some people make everything difficult. [...]
