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Kerry Katona Is Bankrupt: Breaking News

Aug 21st, 2008
by Amy Grindhouse.
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I don’t usually write about British celebs as they aren’t necessarily as ass-hat crazy/ newsworthy as their American cousins, but today is an exception.

Former Atomic Kitten singer and serial trainwreck, Kerry Katona as been made bankrupt.

The ruling was made at the High Court after failing to pay her tax bill. After a hearing last month the singer and mother was given until today to tie up her financial loose ends. She didn’t.

According to NOW:

Kerry, 27, still had £82,000 outstanding from a total £417,000.

Luke Harris, representing Kerry, insisted funds were available but cheques had not been cleared.

But the registrar said he was ‘not in a position to assist further’.

Heidi Montag & Spencer Pratt Caught In Virginity Lie

Aug 20th, 2008
by Amy Grindhouse.
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Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt were seemingly caught lying through their teeth during an interview with Ryan Seacrest. [Website – Amy Grindhouse].

The be-chinned pair were on the popular radio show promoting the latest series of The Hills.

Montag decided to try to fool people into thinking she ever had a hymen, by saying that she was still a virgin that she was saving herself for marriage. Her aptly named on-again-off-again arse of a partner Spencer Pratt chimed in saying they ‘sleep with pillows between them’ and that they ‘don’t sin’.

Lying biotches!

The pair were soon caught out. During an older series of The Hills, Montag was filmed talking about her sex-life. Website HollyScoop.com unearthed footage from the first season of The Hills, when Montag had a heart-to-heart chat with Pratt after taking a pregnancy test.

In the episode Heidi tells Spencer, “I took a pregnancy test,” but assured him that it turned out negative. Last we checked, if you’re a virgin, you wouldn’t need to take a pregnancy test. Sources tell Hollyscoop that “It’s just another PR stunt for them to gain more press for her album.”

Hmmm… is this biotch really comparing herself to the virgin Mary, or is she just retarded? She is on a reality show and filmed 24/7 did she really think she would get away with that?

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Singer Jo Jo Turned Down ‘Hannah Montana’ Role

Aug 10th, 2008
by Amy Grindhouse.
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Hahaha. I don’t really care about this skank, but I read the headline ‘Jo Jo said no no to ‘Hannah Montana’ role’ and it was too funny not to write about.

Singer, Joanna “JoJo” Levesquentrary, best known for her (only) hit ‘Get Out’ (below), turned down the lead role in the teen hit ‘Hannah Montana’, that was later given to Miley Cyrus. This has to be a casting fail of epic proportions. Poor biotch, bet she cries herself to sleep at night, just like I do.

I don’t really care about Miley Cyrus either. However, she is famous and making more money than me at $18 million per year, so I guess she wins.

According to NY Daily News:

She’s got to be kicking herself for not taking the role that made young Miley Cyrus an overnight singing sensation. But JoJo is sticking to her guns.”No regrets. No regrets at all,” the 17-year-old told Extra. “Yeah, they offered me the role…[But] it’s not really what I see for myself.”

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Hindu Leader Asks For Myers ‘Love Guru’ Apology

Aug 4th, 2008
by Amy Grindhouse.
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A Hindu leader has asked Mike Myers to personally apologise for his Fail! movie ‘The Love Guru’ [Website – Amy Grindhouse].

The Universal Society of Hinduism are reportedly upset at the mocking stereotypes Myers portayed in the film, which “lampoon Hinduism”.

In a statement released to WENN on Monday, the group’s leader Rajan Zed said that although the apology may not completely undo the damage done to the community, it might help “heal the wounds somewhat of a disturbed Hindu populace”.

Zed, the man who urged Hindu’s to boycott the film’s opening, went on to say:

“Ksama, or forgiveness, is one of the main virtues of Hindu ethics. If Mike Myers offers a genuine public apology, Hindus would not only absolve him but might also pray for his success in future movies.”


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Josh Hartnett Gets Rejected

Aug 4th, 2008
by Amy Grindhouse.
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My pretend husband, Josh ‘sexi-smokers-voice’ Hartnett was turned away from a London hot-spot… twice. A daily rag that I read on my way home from work, The London Paper says that Harnett tried to gain entry to the swanky Roof Gardens in Kensington.

The door staff, turned him away both because he was wearing trainers and they had no idea who he was.

“They didn’t recognise him at all,” an onlooker told theBuzz.

Like a nice little celebrity, Hartnett didn’t strop, but instead turned around to make his way to another establishment.

“Josh was really calm about it all. He was going to find another bar until his friend went and pleaded with door staff.”

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