First things first. No, I’m not under the impression that Paris Hilton has any style to speak of. However, some of her outfits over the last few days have been verging on the ridiculous. This one is not as clownish as her usual get-ups, but it’s still pretty bad. Hilton was spotted out and about [...]
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Khloe Kardashian Odom Tries to Pop Her Booty
Khloe Kardashian Odom, as I shall now be referring to her (until I get sick of typing out her long-ass name), was spotted on the red carpet as she tried to pop out her booty for the cameras. Having the third best booty, of the three oldest Kardashian sisters, this girl should probably know it’s [...]
Cheryl Cole Probably Regrets Mrs Cole Tattoo
I had a thought while researching yesterday’s confirmation of the split between Cheryl Cole and husband Ashley Cole. Aside from the realisation that Ashley Cole would probably start banging the other in-patients (too) if he were to go to Tiger Woods-style sex rehab, I realise that Cherly Cole probably regrets the above. When she got [...]
Audrina Patridge, Ryan Cabrera: Matchy Matchy
Ceiling Eyes and The Hasbeen are still all bundled up in their fauxmance-made-in-Heaven. The couple have been engaging in this delightful charade for over a day-and-a-half, so I guess I’d better acknowledge it. The couple are alive, dating, and wearing sunglasses in an act of Ceiling-eyed-solidarity. How sweet.
Below are a few more photos of The [...]
Guess Which Celebrity’s Younger Sibling This Is
This guess who might not be as easy as it looks. I totally didn’t guess right, when I first saw the pictures. Actually my first thought, as I was looking at the pictures, was that Pedo Bear was watching me right back. This is the little sister of a well-known singer/ actress; a singer/ actress [...]
Rihanna Has Finally Given Up Styling Her Hair
Rihanna is too busy ruling other worlds to bother brushing her hair. The poor girl looks like the strain of being a singer and the world’s only Alien Princess has gotten to her. On the one hand, I know of more than a few people who would be thrilled that she ditched the cockatoo ‘do. [...]
