After accepting a marriage proposal in a manner that looked suspiciously like a blow job from every angle, except it wasn’t, Hilary Duff has become Heidi Montag in a bid to stay relevant. Here’s Duff at some promotional event for a drinks company where she’s supposed to be bowling with melons displaying the company logo. [...]
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Rihanna And Chris Brown Following Each Other
I’m kind of over writing about both of these people, Penis Lite ™ with his convenient memory and Rihanna’s pugnacious attitude towards fans. However, I thought this was noteworthy. So it’s getting coverage. This weekend, Rihanna decided to follow Chris Brown’s Twitter and in return he very quickly followed her back. I don’t even know [...]
Why NBC Rejected Dollar Store Wonder Woman
At the end of last week, Warner Brothers cried tears of joy at being outbid on the $19.99 ‘Super Sexy Hero’ costume they ordered on eBay. Turns out, they’re not going to need the costume nor Adrianne Palicki to fill it out. NBC decided to pass on the pilot and with good reason. There was [...]
Khloe Kardashian No Like… KHLOE SMAAASH!
These are stills from security footage of Khloe Kardashian storming Times Square in New York City this morning. I don’t know how these images came out so clear instead of some Cloverfield/ One Night In Paris grainy, nightvision dealy. You can see Kardashian as she prepares to SMAAASH one of those terrifying, blinking billboards that [...]
NBC Rejects Dollar Store Wonder Woman Pilot
There will not be an entire season of Adrianne Palicki running around in a $19.99 latex ‘Sexy Super Hero’ Halloween costume, NBC just passed on the pilot for this show. I’m pretty thrilled, if I’m honest. It was a fairly lethargic idea in a sea of lethargic ideas. Moreover, only the real diehard fan-boys seemed [...]
Princess Beatrice Selling Wedding Fascinator
Princess Beatrice intends to sell the monstrous Philip Treacy fascinator worn to the royal wedding, which should be a challenge considering it long ago became sentient and stormed New York. Rather than shooting at it, or luring it from atop the Empire State Building with the promise of bananas, or KILLING IT WITH FIRE, Princess [...]
