Zoe Saldana over-shares, in hopes she’ll finally be seen as interesting. A little while back she was spreading rumours about her family thinking she was a lesbian. Because apparently it’s 1995, and anyone other than her momma cares who she’s sleeping with. She persists with the fail rumours, and has started another in which she [...]
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Jersey Shore Cast Looking Like Greasy Chavs
I would be more loathe to write about this bunch of degenerate reprobates, but it gives me a chance to chide them. I can’t stand having to Windex my screen every time I look at pictures of the cast of MTV’s Jersey Shore. However, their greasiness is less annoying than their clothing. Yeah, WAY less. [...]
Kim Kardashian Did Not Mishandle This Puss
Kim Kardashian took a picture of this puss, and posted the picture on Twitter. The reality star got a bunch of negative feedback from her own fans, and from PETA, all of whom were peeved that she aggressively mishandled her kitty. She responded… finally… to the negative comments, by writing on her blog. Hey guys! [...]
Kardashian Sisters Writing a Relationship Book
The Kardashian sisters are writing a book. Rather than writing about what they know, like boys or slathering mayonnaise on their vajays, they’re going to be advising on relationships. No idea why they’re focusing on that, and not doing a book with a bunch of nude pictures. The latter would sell better, and no one [...]
Eddie Cibrian Was Heckled at the ACM Awards
Cheaters Eddie Cibrian and LeAnn Rimes walked shamelessly hand-in-hand down the orange carpet at the Sunday April 18, 2010 Academy of Country Music Awards. They smiled for the cameras; especially Rimes, who smiled the smile of someone who’d banged your husband. The couple have been together for a year and the way in which they [...]
Kristin Cavallari Doesn’t Look Happy About This
Kristin Cavallari and Hills co-star Audrina Patridge were photographed yesterday afternoon, shopping and shooting scenes for their soon-to-be-over reality show. So far as Patridge was concerned, there was little to report. I nearly called this post Audrina Patridge’s Boobs Went Shopping, ‘cos they did. I mean, really, that dress with no bra underneath. She walked [...]
