I’m stumped. I don’t even know any more. I’m pretty sure these celebrities are actually having meetings about how to push my buttons, and are flat-out trying to provoke me, at this point. I would take this as a personal challenge to write 500 words on the joys of underboob, but I’m tired and boob [...]
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Paris Hilton Showing her Backside… Once Again
Paris Hilton is still acting like a ridiculous individual. Hilton was spotted, only May 21, at a pAArty flashing her bare ass (and while in the company of her whole immediate family none the less). She has now been seen doing the same, again. This time, she had the good grace not to flash her [...]
Jamie Lee Curtis is Taking Your Picture… Smile
Pretty much every celebrity under the sun has tried this tactic at some point. They’re basically stalked by the paparazzi day-in day-out. Fed up of quite so much attention, on occasion, they start taking pictures too. This seems like a rather flawed plan, as all they’ll end up doing is filling up their iPhones with [...]
Eminem Stills Owns and Uses a CD Player… Ooh
Eminem still owns and uses a portable CD player. Moreover, he owns a CD player and actually uses the thing in public. Further still, he has the nerve to use technology from 2003 with Beats by Dr. Dre headphones (that every singer and their mother has been whoring in their videos for the last three [...]
SATC 2 London Premiere Red Carpet Pictures
We’ve already seen the pictures from the New York Sex and the City 2 premiere. It was uneventful, as was the fashion (but for some grab-ass action from a sly Chris Noth who was getting his Gerard Butler on). I say “uneventful”: the fashion was hideous than a mofo and a whole lot of people [...]
Two-Year-Old Chain Smoker Puffs 40 Cigs a Day
Ardi Rizal, a two-year-old from Musi Banyuasin, Indonesia, is a chain smoker. What the heck is this crap? This is from yesterday, but I had my BS-o-Meter cranked up too high and this never even made it near me. According to TIME magazine, who posted the video above, and The Sun, this two-year-old boy from [...]
